Element Temp Ep.#X01 - Banjo-Kazooie
Written by: CS-Masyet
Julius: Wakes up. *yawn* Huh? Where am I?
Sarah: Comes in. Banjo, wake up! You said we'd go on an adventure today!
Julius: Banjo? Who's that, Sarah?
Sarah: Sarah? My name's Tooty! Are you still half-asleep?
Julius (confused): Huh?
Sarah: Let's go! Grabs his arm and runs out of the house.
Julius: Yah!
Stat: Comes out of a molehill. Good morning, Banjo and Tooty!
Sarah: Good morning, Bottles!
Julius: Bottles? Why's everyone calling each other such weird names? And why's everyone dressed so weird?
Stat: I'm not weird!
Rei: Jumps down from the roof. Yeah you are, google boy! Gives a blue backpack to Julius. You forgot this, Banjo.
Sarah: Kazooie, are you ready for today?
Rei: Yep!
Julius: (Why is everyone acting so strangely...?)
The One: Flies out from her lair. I am Gruntilda, heehee! I am here to capture you, Tooty!
Sarah: W-what?!?
The One: Grabs Sarah.
Sarah: Help me, Banjo!
The One: Fool, no one can stop me! You'll never save your sister, Tooty!
Rei: Oh yeah? My foot has something to say about that! Jumps up to The One.
The One: Shoots a magic blast at Rei.
Rei: Ahhh! Falls down.
Julius: Rei!
Sarah: Kazooie!
The One: Hahah, try and stop me now! You can't, no matter how!
Julius: I'll just get my... oh no, I don't have my staff!
Sarah: BANJO!!!
The One: Flies away.
Julius: Stat, where's my staff?!?
Stat: What are you talking about?
Julius: You know, the staff that lets me use the powers of Element Temp!
Rei: Banjo, did you have a weird dream again?
Julius: I'm serious, guys!
Rei: Whatever, let's just go save Tooty and kick that hag's butt!
Stat: Hold on! You need more experience before you face off against the witch!
Rei: Experience...?
Stat: I'll teach you a new technique every time you find one of my molehills.
Rei: Why not just teach us all of them now?!?
Stat: Because it's better to learn them by practicing each one first.
Rei: Whatever you say, goggle boy...
Stat: See you later. Goes inside the molehill.
Julius: Why did he go into that molehill?
Rei: 'cause he's a mole, duh.
Julius: ...eh?
Rei: Anyway, let's go look for another molehill.
Julius: ...um, okay... Looks for a molehill with Rei. It only takes them about 10 seconds to find one.
Rei: That was easy...
Stat: Pops out of the molehill. Alright, first I'll teach you how t-...
Rei: Is it going to be something cool? Like learning how to fly or something?
Stat: Um, no... Actually, I'm going to teach you how to jump.
Rei: I already know how to jump! I'm pretty good at it too!
Stat: I was talking about Banjo, actually...
Julius: Eh? Me?
Rei: Yeah, Banjo's jumping could use some work...
Stat: Banjo, try jumping.
Julius: Jumps really high. W-whoa!
Stat: There, your jumping skills have improved. Now find another molehill.
Julius: Wait, that's it?
Stat: Yeah. See you later. Goes inside the molehill.
Julius/Rei: Look for another molehill.
Julius: Hey, Rei...
Rei: Who's Rei?
Julius: You! You're Rei!
Rei: No, I'm Kazooie! Jeez, what's wrong with you today, Banjo?
Julius: Different names, different clothes, different place... What's going on here?
Rei: Man, you're really out of it today... Grabs his shoulders and shakes him back and forth. Wake. Up.
Julius: Oh, that must be it... This is all a dream...
Rei: No, you're just half-asleep!
Julius: (I guess no one's gonna listen to me...)
Rei (fidgety): So, about your dream... Was I in it?
Julius: Uh... Yeah, you were...
Rei (blushing): R-really, I was? ...u-uh, it's not like I care or anything! Don't get any ideas!
Julius (confused): Um, okay...?
Stat: Pops out of the ground. Hello, there!
Julius/Rei: Jump back. Yah!
Stat: Oh, did I startle you? Anyway, I'm going to teach you a new move! Get ready!
Stat teaches them a bunch of moves, then they go to the top of Spiral Mountain.Rei: We're finally going into the hag's lair!
Julius: But the bridge's broken...
Stat: Use the move I taught you, Kazooie! The Shock Spring Jump!
Rei: Right! Hang on, Banjo! Grabs Julius and jumps to the lair.
Julius: So, this is the lair? Kinda spooky...
Rei: C'mon, we've seen scarier things! Right?
Julius: Uh, y-yeah... (That's true, actually...) They walk up to a door. It has an uncompleted jigsaw puzzle on it. What's this?
Rei: 2 pieces are missing...
Stat: Comes out of the ground.
Julius: (I'm never going to get used to that...)
Stat: You'll have to collect 2 jigsaw pieces, or Jiggies for short, before you can proceed further.
Rei: And where can we get these "Jiggies", goggle boy?
Stat: There is an entrance to another world somewhere in this castle. Go find it.
Julius: Alright! They find the entrance to the other world. "Mumbo's Mountain"... I wonder if this is it?
Rei: Only one way to find out! Grabs Julius's by the hand and runs in.
Julius: W-where are we?
Rei: Mumbo's Mountain, I guess... Although that looks more like a giant hill than a mountain... They start walking up the hill.
Julius: Um, Rei... I-I mean Kazooie...
Rei: What?
Julius: Can you let go of my hand now?
Rei (blushing): E-eh? Lets go. S-sorry...
Julius: It's okay... Sees a hut shaped like a skull. What's that?
Rei: Only one way to find out! Grabs Julius's hand and runs inside.
Julius: (Deja vu?)
Kene: Inside the hut, holding a weird staff.
Julius: Kene...?
Kene: I Mumbo Jumbo, best shaman in all land. Me lose magic tokens, so can no longer use magic...
Rei: I'm sorry, but we don't really care...
Julius: Kene, why are you speaking like that?
Rei: Kene? You know this guy, Banjo?
Kene: No, you mistaken. I Mumbo Jumbo.
Julius: Oh, my mistake... Anyway, maybe we can help you look for your magic tokens. Do you know where you last saw them?
Kene: Witch steal magic tokens. Drop them all over land...
Rei: This sounds like too much trouble for us... Let's just forget it Banjo...
Kene: I give this for helping me. Gives them a Jiggy.
Rei: Oh, thanks! I guess we can help you look.
Kene: I very in much thanks!
Rei: Uh... what?
Julius: I think he meant to say "I'm in your debt"...
Kene: What lute guy said.
Julius: My name's Banjo... (At least I think that's my name now...) Leave the hut.
Rei: We only need one more Jiggy now!
Julius: Remember, we also have to find those magic token things...
Rei: Yeah, you're right... Sees something shiny behind the hut. Hey, is this a magic token?
Kene: Comes out of the hut. Yes, that is token! Thanks you! Takes the token. There are 9 tokens still lost. Please find them. Goes back into the hut.
Julius: Alright, let's g-...
Stat: Pops out of the ground. Hey!
Julius: Yah! Y-you almost gave me a heart attack...
Stat: Oh, sorry... Anyway, new technique time! Here, Kazooie! Gives her a bazooka.
Rei: Cool! What's this for?
Stat: You use it to fire eggs at your enemies!
Rei: ...eggs?
Stat: Yes. You can find different kinds of eggs scattered across the land. Well, until next time... Bye. Goes underground.
Rei: Oh, there are already eggs in here... Shoots an egg at Julius.
Julius: Ow!
Rei: Oh, sorry! I wanted to see if it'd actually work...
Julius: *sweatdrop* So you test it on me...? Walk up to a tower.
Termite: Walks up to them. Halt, intruder! Get away from our tower!
Julius: Wow, a giant talking ant... (This whole day has been weird, so things like this aren't so bizarre anymore...)
Termite: I'm a termite, you idiot!
Julius: Oh, sorry...
Rei (scared): Hides behind Julius. B-bug...
Julius: That's right, you're scared of bugs...
Termite: Leave now! We'll never let you take our Jiggy!
Julius: Oh, you have a Jiggy? Thanks for telling us!
Termite: Um, your welcome...?
Julius: Let me borrow your bazooka, Kazooie.
Rei (scared): O-okay... I'll wait here... Behind that rock... Gives Julius her bazooka and hides.
Julius: Goes in the tower. (I'll have to go it alone from h-...) Steps on something. What's that? Picks up a Fire Egg. Hot! Drops it into the bazooka. Oops... I wonder what that was... Goes into another room and finds the Jiggy. There it is! Picks it up. That was easy...
Termites: Surround Julius.
Julius: Uh oh... Tries to leave, but termites block the entrance. Darn, looks like I have no choice... Hopes it still works... Shoots a Fire Egg and misses. Shoot...
Termites: Wow, nice a-... The tower starts burning.
Julius: Er, did I do that...?
Termites (angry): Go after Julius.
Julius: Oops, sorry ants! Runs out.
Termites: We're termites!
Rei: What happened? Why's the tower burning?!?
Julius: No time, run! Grabs Rei's arm and runs out of Mumbo's Mountain.
Julius and Rei successfully find two Jiggies in Mumbo's Mountain. But what crazy worlds still await the duo...?