Freakfaced
Episode #01 - The Bad Beginning
Written by: CS-Yellow
Edited by: CS-Masyet
Junior is just an eleven year-old boy. He lives with his parents and big sister Karen. But one day, while he was taking a walk, things didn't go as planned...

Junior: It's a pretty day outside. I guess I'll go for a walk. Mom, I'll be out!
Mom: Okay, but Junior, please be careful. Put on bug spray, sunscreen, and tick lotion!
Junior: But... oh fine. *groan*
Junior's Mom: Have a nice time, honey!
Junior: Goes outside into the woods and walks along a path.
?: Leave this place. You do not belong here.
Junior: Who... who is it? Who are you?
?: My name is Fern, and I am warning you to leave. Walks up to Junior. You must go, or terrible things will occur.
Junior: Why? What sort of terrible things?
Fern: You have to watch out for the bad witch named Linus.
Junior: Linus?
Fern: Yes, please go.
Junior: Well... but... why...
Fern: Enough. Go.
Junior: Runs away, but trips and skins his knee. When he looks up, he sees an ugly old lady in front of him.
Old Lady: Hey, you!
Junior: (She's scary. Where am I? I wanna go home.) Y-yes?
Old Lady: You're on my property, little boy. You're not supposed to be here, eh?
Junior: Well...
Old Lady: I'm Linus the old witch, and I can cast a spell on you if I want to.
Junior: *gulp* (Fern was right...)
Old Lady: C'mere.
Junior: Uh... okay. Moves closer to Linus.
Linus: Good. Now, you will do as I say, correct?
Junior: Um... well...
Linus: Would you like me to cast a spell on you?
Junior: N-no...
Linus: Alright, then. The matter is settled. Follow me. Leads Junior to a small, ugly house.
Junior: (I cannot do what she says. I need to get home.)
Linus: Lets Junior inside her house and shows him to a small, plain room with a matress in it.
Junior: W-what... uh... am I supposed to do?
Linus: Little children who trespass have to be punished. Since you do not want me to cast a spell on you, I have no choice but to imprison you here. I will feed you nothing but stale bread and dirty water.
Junior: But... but...
Linus: Well?
Junior: If you cast a spell on me, which one would it be?
Linus: *smirk* I didn't think of that. It'd have to be something really bad.
Junior: Fine. I don't want to be imprisoned. Just... just do it...
Linus: Ah, very well then. Oslottus Facis! Moves arms and smoke goes up into the air.
Junior: (Ow, my face. It stings and fells kinda numb.)
Linus: There!
Junior: What sort of spell did you cast on me?
Linus: You'll find out, boy! Go!
Junior: Immediately takes off running home. He stops to catch his breath and realizes that Fern is standing right in front of him.
Fern: Hi.
Junior: Uh, hi, I guess.
Fern: Where were you?
Junior: Oh, yeah. Listen, I need to talk to you.
Fern: Okay.
Junior: Well, I ran into an old witch named Linus.
Fern: *gasp*
Junior: She told me I was on her property then said for a punishment I either had to be improsined in her house or get a spell cast on me. So I chose the spell. Now my face hurts.
Fern: Which spell was it?
Junior: Beats me. She said, "Oslottus Facis," or something like that.
Fern: Oslottus Facis? Never heard of it.
Junior: How could you have heard of it, anyway?
Fern: Just follow me.
Junior: Okay. Follows Fern to someone's house.
Fern: This is Sharp's house. He's a friend of mine. A friend of his came to visit today. She's a .... witch named Indigo. Maybe she knows what that spell is. Rings doorbell.
Sharp: Opens door. Hi, Fern. Who's this?
Fern: This is my friend Junior. We're looking for Indigo.
Sharp: Okay, come in. Hey Indigo, could you come here for a minute?
Junior/Fern: Step inside his house.
Indigo: Walks over to the two. Hi, Fern.
Fern: Hi, Indigo. This is my friend, Junior.
Indigo: Hi, Junior. So, why did you come to visit?
Fern: An old witch named Linus cast a spell on Junior called "Oslottus Facis". We wondered if you knew what it was.
Indigo: "Oslottus Facis"? That sounds like something in old witch language. Maybe my grandma knows what it means.
Fern: Do you think you can de-spell it anyway?
Indigo: I'll try... De-spell! Tries to de-spell the spell on Junior.
Junior: I don't feel any different...
Sharp: Did it work, Indigo?
Indigo: No, sorry... Maybe my grandma can help.
Fern: Where does she live?
Indigo: Don't worry about that; we'll go with you.
Sharp: We? What do you mean we?
Indigo: You're coming too, Sharp.
Sharp: Why do I have to come?
Indigo: Because Fern's your friend, Sharp.
Fern: Yeah Sharp, come with us.
Sharp: *groan* Fine... Doug! I'm going somewhere for a while with Indigo. Take care of Kat while I'm gone!
Doug: Whatever...

So Junior, Fern, Indigo, and Sharp set off to Indigo's grandmother's house to reverse Junior's spell. What sort of adventure will happen this time?