PAR
Episode #01 - Par's 1st School Day... and 1st Enemy!

Written by: CS-Masyet

Par is an android created by a scientist named Doctor Gulf. Par is so life-like, that he looks just like a normal 5-year old boy. Because of this, other people want to steal him for themselves. Other scientists, or just people who want to sell him for a lot of money. So Gulf treats Par like his own child, including taking him to school, to keep him safe. And just in case, he installs a defense system inside Par, but to be only used in an emergency...

Gulf: Walks with Par to his school. Par, remember, you should only use your defense system for emergencies.
Par: I know Master, you already told me that. Besides, I only know how to use the thing that lets me talk to you from far away...
Gulf: Don't worry, the defense system is much more simple to use than you think.
Par: A-are you sure? I don't like being separated from you, Master. It frightens me...
Gulf: You'll be fine. Have fun at school! Leaves Par near his classroom.
Par: Hesistantly opens the door.
Teacher: Welcome! What's your name?
Par: ...i-it's Par...
Teacher: Don't worry, it's okay. A lot of people are scared their first day. I bet you'll like it here!
Par: (I miss Master...)
Teacher: Go sit at that table with the other kids. We're going to start class soon.
Par: Does what he is told. Sees the other kids playing a game.
Boy: Look at me! I'm a robot!
Par: (Huh? Master didn't tell me that there were other robots here. Maybe we can be friends!)
Boy: Beep bop, oh hi!
Par: Um, are you really a robot? I'm a robot too!
Boy: Huh, really? You can't just say that. You have to act like one too! Starts making beeping sounds again and moving his arms back and forth.
Par (confused): Why do I do something like that? Do all robots you know do this? ...huh?

Everyone in the room randomly faints. Everyone except Par.

Par (scared): W-what's going on?
?: You are Par, am I correct?
Par: Huh? Who are you?
?: I am known as Cabalaba, master of the Cabalaba language! ...well, I'm the only one who speaks it, but anyway...
Par: What's that? I've never heard of it...
Cabalaba: Heh, nobody has... yet! Mwahahahaha! ...sorry, old habit.
Par: ...
Cabalaba: (Now it is time for me to smeckledorf him to join my side.) Be a gigro little boy and squanky.
Par: Huh? Um, why?
Cabalaba: Moo? Moo? So I can make everyone speak the Cabalaba language of course! Mwahahahaha! ...moo do I always do that...?
Par: Um, I don't think I want to...
Cabalaba: Um, mousie?
Par: Wants to call Gulf for help, but is too confused by Cabalaba to concentrate. (The defense system! Master said it was for emergencies, and it was simple to use...) Activates the emergency system. His clothes changes to black armor, and his left arm turns into a blaster. W-what is this?!?
Cabalaba: Swedish meatballs... it's looks like I'll have to be more forceful... Changes into a robotic suit. Gigro, it worked! Not that I though it wouldn't... Heheh...
Par: Okay, here goes nothing... Shoots a missile at him.
Cabalaba: Blocks it with his own missile. Not yagru, boy! (He's more gigro than I thought!) But don't do that rypa!
Par: Shoots a bomb at him.
Cabalaba: No, I said not rypa...! His suit is destroyed. Porkwa! Mousie myshoono! I love this battle suit! Yagru boy!
Par: Huh?
Cabalaba: You won this time, but I'll be back! So french cheese for now! Jumps out the window and runs away like a maniac.
Par: Returns to normal. ... Decides to go home.
Gulf: Par, what are you doing home so early?
Par: This bad guy came so I got scared.
Gulf: A bad guy?!? What did he want with you?
Par: I don't know, I couldn't understand what he was saying... He made everyone sleep so I used the defense system to be safe. After that he flew away...
Gulf: The defense system?!? He didn't damage you, did he?
Par: No, I'm fine... Sorry I used it instead of calling you for help... I got scared...
Gulf: That's okay, as long as you make sure no one takes you away.
Par: Of course not. If they did, then I might not know where to find you, Master.
Gulf: You should go back to school. Everyone should be fine now. I'll be back to pick you up, okay?
Par: Okay.

Par goes back to school and has a good rest of the day. He gets along with the people there, and that makes him feel better about being away from Gulf for awhile... at least at school!