PAR
Episode #04 - Cabalabagain

Written by: CS-Masyet

Par: Goes to school. (I wonder what'll happen today...)
Teacher: Okay class, today we're going on a field trip to the aquarium!
Par: Field trip? Aquarium?
Elliot: Awesome! I hope we get to see a shark or something!
Larissa: What's your favorite sea animal, Par?
Par: I-I don't know...
Larissa: You've never seen a sea animal before, Par?
Par: No...
Larissa: Here. Shows him a book with sea animals in it. These are "fish".
Par: Fish?
Elliot: Wow Par, are you really that stupid?
Par: Huh?
Larissa: Elliot, stop being so mean!
Elliot: Fine... Anyway, let's have fun at the aquarium!

The class goes to the aquarium.

Larissa: Wow, so many fish!
Teacher: Don't wander off too far, okay?
Larissa: Okay! The three look at a fish tank.
Elliot: Where are the sharks?
Par: Are fish the only animals in the aquarium?
Larissa: No, there are other sea animals too. Like dolphins, seals, whales...
Elliot: And sharks!
Larissa: Sharks are fish...
Elliot: No, they're not! Sharks are too cool to be fish!
Par: What's a shark?
Elliot: That! Points to a shark. Isn't it cool?
Par (scared): Hides behind Larissa. S-scary...
Larissa: Yeah, sharks are pretty scary...
Elliot: Chicken!
Cabalaba: Hiding in a shark suit. Gigro, he's scared of sharks! This will be perfect! Mwahahahahahah! ...oh, not rypa. Moo can't I myshoono that?
Whale: From behind a tank. Gggaaaoooo!
Larissa: It's so cute! Reads a sign on the tank. "Name: Whilly. A happy and friendly whale who loves kids."
Par: It doesn't look happy though...
Larissa: You're right... I wonder what's wrong?
Cabalaba: Alright, what do sharks do best? I know! Grabs a mic and makes roaring sounds. ROAR! ROAR! ROOOAAAARRRRR!!! It's a gigro thing I took roaring classes!
Elliot: Did that shark just roar...?
Larissa: Come to think of it, that shark looks strange...
Cabalaba: Comes out of the fish tank. Who is strange? Don't make me doogledorf you to death, little boy!
Elliot (shocked): Did that shark just talk?!?
Larissa: *sweatdrop* (I'm not a boy...)
Par: Are you... Cabalaba?
Cabalaba: Comes out of the shark suit. Yes, it is I, Cabalaba! Master of the Cabalaba language! I'm here to take your power, robot boy!
Par: I won't let you! Uses his blaster to blast Cabalaba.
Cabalaba: Oweshemo! Riaf, I didn't even get to do anything... Collapses.
Par: ...
Elliot (surprised): Wow...
Larissa (scared): W-what was that, Par?
Par: Ah... Hides his blaster behind his back. I-is it weird...?
Elliot: No way, it's really cool! You really are a robot!
Par: Gets closer to Larissa.
Larissa (scared): Stay away from me! Runs away.
Par: Wait...!
Cabalaba: Gets back in his shark suit and grabs Larissa. Hah! I smeckledorfed you, little robot brat! Now, squanky or your precious friend will be doogledorfed!
Larissa (scared): Starts crying. No! Someone help me!
Par: Larissa!
Elliot: Do something, Par!
Cabalaba: Goes back in the fish tank. Moo bother! There's nothing you can do to weesnaw this little boy! Only baloncurs robots would try and go inside a tank full of water!
Par: (Oh no, Larissa...)
Whilly: GGGAAAOOO!!! Crashes into Cabalaba, making him fall out of the tank.
Cabalaba: What?!? No! Yagru whale! You'll pay!
Par: Takes Larissa from him and blasts his suit, destroying it.
Cabalaba: Mahgrahamcrackers! How could my ingenious plan be ruined so easily! Riaf! Runs away like an idiot.
Par: Puts Larissa down. Larissa, I...
Larissa (scared): Leave me alone! Stay away from me!
Whilly: Gggaaaooo...
Larissa: Huh?
Elliot: I think Whilly wants you to thank Par.
Larissa: Why?
Elliot: Why?!? He saved you... twice! Like a superhero!
Par: *sweatdrop* Superhero...?
Larissa: You're right... I'm sorry, Par...
Par: It's okay, I think the way I am is scary, too...
Larissa: No, it's not that scary... Thank you, Par. Kisses him on the cheek.
Par (blushing): E-eh?
Elliot: Ew, gross!
Whilly: Gggaaaooo...
Larissa: *giggle* Thank you too, Whilly!

Larissa and Elliot find out about Par's ability, but still manage to accept him for the way he is. And they also make a new friend, Whilly! But what is Cabalaba up to...?

Cabalaba: In another tank, in a fish robot. Gigro thing I still have this fish robot! Heheh...
Sharks: Surrounding Cabalaba. Grr...
Cabalaba: Putuhs, stupid sharks! ...wait, sharks?!? P-Porkwa!