![]() |
![]() | |
|---|---|---|
Uploaded on: February 29, 2016 New Style Remake: November 7, 2016 |
Tear
I can't believe it... I'm actually here...
Tear
... Neturus High.
Tear
... U-um, s-so, I'm not forgetting about anything, am I?
Tear
Let's see... I brought my luggage to the office already, so all I need to do is to go to my first class for the day, right...?
Tear
... U-um, where is my first class again...?
Tear
I-I think it's at... room 18? N-no, it's 17. It's definitely 17. U-um, I think...
Tear
Room 17... This is it. ... I-I hope...
Tear
I've gone this far; there's no turning back now. Let's do this...!
Tear
So much for not standing out... I don't even get a window seat...
Tear
It's almost the end of September, isn't it? I thought it'd be colder by now...
It was a boy, who didn't look that much older than me. He had a rather neutral expression on his face, but he still looked kind of intimidating. I thought it was for the best that I interacted with him as little as possible, so I tried my hardest not to look at him after he sat down...
Teacher
"Quiet down, everyone. Get back to your seats."
Teacher
"We have two new transfer students today. To you new students, I am Ms. Reachet, your homeroom teacher. The both of you should get up and introduce yourselves."
Ms. Reachet
"You. Introduce yourself first."
Tear
Oh, thank goodness... Now I get a bit more time to prepare...
Tear
W-wait, there's another transfer student!? That boy is one too? W-what are the chances, especially on the same day... In the same class!?
???
"I'm Ail, I'm 16 years old, and I've just moved here from southern Neturus. Nice to meet you all... I guess."
Ms. Reachet
"Is that all you're going to say?! You call that an introduction!?"
Tear
W-wow, he's kind of cool... I wish I could be more like that...
Ms. Reachet
"... Never mind. It's your turn now, other transfer student."
Tear
"M-my name... is Tear..."
Ms. Reachet
"... And?"
Tear
"U-uh... um... I-I'm 15 years old, and I've just moved to Neturus..."
Tear
In the end, I pretty much just copied Ail's introduction...
Ms. Reachet
"Is there anything else you'd like to add?"
Tear
"U-um, no thanks... I-I'm done..."
Tear
I actually managed to make it through that surprisingly easily; what a relief... I hope Ail isn't mad at me for copying his intro...
I turned my head a little to the right, and noticed that he was glaring at me now.
Tear
"E-eh?!"
H-he is mad at me!
Classmates
"Uh oh, he's dead meat..." "That scary guy's picked his first target!" "The other newbie's a goner!"
Tear
Oh no! I'm starting to catch more attention because of him!
Tear
He's someone I definitely have to make sure to stay away from... At all costs!
Ms. Reachet
"Why can't anyone give a proper introduction anymore? I've only been teaching for about a year now, but this job is already beginning to make me overstressed..."
Tear
I wonder what kind of introduction she was hoping for. I don't think ours were that unusual...
???
"If it's a proper introduction you need... Then I, the Master Chef, will be more than glad to supply you with one!"
Tear
W-who is that?
???
"The given name for yours truly is Barry Fesch. But the title that I should be always be referred to as, is of course, the Master Chef!"
Tear
W-wait, Barry Fesch?! Is he...!?
Ms. Reachet
"Why are introducing yourself again, Barry? We already know who you are."
Barry
"The Master Chef is aware that he already introduced himself. But the two transferees have not had the pleasure of hearing the Master Chef's introduction, have they? The Master Chef merely felt sorry fo-..."
Ms. Reachet
"Enough. Sit down so we can start class."
Tear
"..."
Tear
I can't wait to get something to eat. I'm sooo hungry!
Tear
I had better pick a table to sit at, before I'm forced to sit with people I don't know. But I have to go buy lunch... Ah, I know!
Tear
There, that should work. If anyone sees this here, they might reconsider sitting at this table. At least, I hope so...
Lunchlady
"Enjoy your lunch!"
Lunchlady
"Excuse me, young man. Do you have your money ready?"
Tear
I-I wonder what I should have for lunch today? I hope they have food I like here. N-not that I'm really picky or anything...
Lunchlady
"Um, young man?! Excuse me!"
Tear
"W-wha!?"
Tear
"U-um, I'm sorry. W-were you talking to me...?"
Lunchlady
"Yes, of course I was! If you want something to eat, you have to pay for it first. Can you get out your money, please?!"
Tear
"R-right..."
Tear
O-oh no, I forgot! I put the money in my bag! And right now, it's...
Lunchlady
"Well, are you going to give it to me or not?!"
Lunchlady
"Did you forget it? If so, then I ca-..."
Tear
"I-I'm so sorry!"
Tear
Wah! I'm so embarrassed!
Barry
"So, how does the Master Chef's food taste? Delicious, is it not?"
Girls
"Very delicious, Master Chef!" "It's, like, suuuper deliiish, Master Chef~!" "Like, it's, liiike, um... O-omega hyper mega delish, Master Chef~♡☆<3"
Tear
... Barry Fesch...
Tear
"I can't believe I forgot to bring money to buy lunch..."
Tear
I can't believe I did something like that on my first day. Now I don't have anything to eat, and I'm still really hungry...
Tear
Even if I wasn't too humiliated to go back there, I'm sure it's too late to go back and buy lunch right now. W-well, at least I still get this table for myself...
Ail
"... Yo."
Tear
"Eeeyah!"
Tear
"W-what are y-you doing here...?!"
Ail
"Too bad for you, but the 'demon of room 17' has taken over this table. So you'd better take a hike, fellow newbie."
Tear
I-I knew it, this person is definitely dangerous! I have to g-get out of here!
Ail
"Hold on, stop."
Ail
"I was only kidding, sheesh. And besides, I'm pretty sure it's too late to find a new seat right now; it's almost the middle of lunch break."
Tear
H-he's right...
Tear
I really wish I could ask him for some of that sandwich, but I doubt he'd give me any...
Ail
"Can I help you...?"
Tear
A-ah! D-did he notice me looking at his food?!
Tear
"N-no, it's nothing! I-I'm just... a bit..."
Ail
"Just a bit what?"
Tear
"I-it's nothing, never mi-..."
Ail
"..."
Tear
H-he didn't hear that, did he? I-I'm so embarrassed...! A-again...
Ail
"Word of advice, make some friends. Then you'd be able to sit at a lunch table, without having to worry about me, from now on. You'd even be able to mooch some food off of them if you forget to bring money again."
Tear
"U-um... A-actually... I'm not really good at making friends. Even at the last school I went to, I wasn't able to make any at all. I-I've always... been all alone..."
Tear
W-why am I even telling him this? I highly doubt he cares...
Tear
"E-eh? W-what's this?"
Ail
"Can't you tell just by looking? It's a pear, stupid."
Tear
"U-uh, that's not what I meant... Are you... g-giving this to me?"
Ail
"No way. I just need you to hold it for me for a sec."
Tear
O-oh, so he just did it to pick on me... And I really wanted to eat it, too...
Ail
"Of course it's for you! Go ahead and eat it if you want."
Tear
"Really!? A-are you sure?"
Ail
"Yeah, yeah. It was supposed to be part of my lunch, but I'm already full from my sandwich, so I don't need it anymore."
Tear
"T-thank you... Thank you very much!"
Tear
I guess I shouldn't have judged a book by its cover. Ail is actually a very kind person!
Ail
"J-jeez, you don't need to be so happy about it... It's just a pear..."
Tear
W-well, it's a really yummy pear! Probably the tastiest I've ever had! B-but that's probably because I'm so hungry right now...
Tear
W-wait, didn't he finish drinking another bottle of water earlier...?
Ail
"Alright, time to go. My next class is... math. In room 27, I think?"
Tear
"W-wah!?"
Ail
"What's wrong? If you don't hurry up, you'll be late, y'know."
Tear
"U-um...! I-I...!"
Ail
"If you have something to say, just say it already. I don't want to be late to class, either."
Tear
"I-I... have math next, too... I-in room 27, also..."
Ail
"... That's nice."
Tear
"C-can... I go to class together with you...? I-I almost got lost last time, so I'm w-worried I'll-...
Ail
"Sure, why not. We're going the same way, anyways."
Tear
T-thank you, Ail...
Ail
"... Let's go."
Tear
"A-ahhh!"
Ail
"W-what!?"
Tear
"I-I'm sorry... Please wait a minute..."
Ail
"Jeez..."
Tear
"I-I'm sorry... I-I almost forgot my bag..."
Ail
"Whatever, let's go already..."
Tear
I-I'm really sorry, Ail...
Tear
S-something doesn't feel right... M-my head...
Tear
"Ow!"
Ail
"You okay, Tea-..."
Ail
"Agh! W-what the heck...!?"
???
"...-ck are we!?"
Tear
"O-ow... My head..."
Tear
"E-eh? W-where are we?!"
Ail
"I already asked that question..."
Tear
"W-what is this place...?"
Ail
"Ms. Reachet?! And... the Chef Boy!?"
Barry
"Indeed, it is I, the Master Chef! The one and only! You two must be wondering why you were brought here, yes?"
Ail
"Of course we are! And what the heck is this place, anyways?!"
Ms. Reachet
"Calm yourself. Everything will be explained to you shortly. If you must know, we are currently underneath the school building."
Ail
"U-underneath the...? Seriously!?"
Tear
W-wha? H-how did a place like this get here!? A-and for what reason?
Ms. Reachet
"Indeed. However, the existence of this area is unknown to everyone but the ones currently in this room. Not even the school principal knows about this place."
Ail
"Uh... okay? So, if this place is so secretive, why bring us here? I mean, we're just students. Students that just transferred, no less..."
???
"Actually, we had already known that you two would transfer to our school eventually. In fact, we have been waiting for you for some time now."
Tear
"K-kyahhh!"
Tear
N-no way... D-do they know who I am!? And about why I came here to this school...? I-is that the reason why I was brought to this strange room? Have I already... fai-...
Ms. Pensil
"Relax sweetie, there's no need to be so alarmed."
Ms. Pensil
"It's not like we've been spying on you or anything. Spirit Guardian Tansa told us about you."
Tear
The Spirit Guardian Tansa!? W-what would he want with me...?
Tear
Well, I doubt it has anything to do with what I came here for, at least. That's a relief, I guess...
Ail
"So, that means Spirit Guardians really do exist? Or are you just messing with us...?"
Ms. Reachet
"How rude! Of course they're real, you buffoon! And he has chosen the both of you to undertake a very important task."
Ail
"And what would that be?"
Ms. Reachet
"It will be the job of you two, along with Barry, to vanquish all of the monsters that have begun to plague this land."
Tear
"M-monsters?! L-like actual demonic monsters!?"
Tear
T-things just went from bad to worse!
Ms. Reachet
"Yes. I'm sure what you are imagining in your head right now is what we are speaking of."
Ail
"H-hold on a sec! You're joking right?! First, you say you talked to a Spirit Guardian, then you also tell us monsters exist too?! There's no way I'm gonna buy any of that crap!"
Tear
O-of course! This all can't be for real. T-there's no way something like monsters could exist...
???
"Oh dearie me, it seems the young cupcake will be hard to convince..."
Barry
"The Master Chef understands. Even he was skeptical at first. But after what they showed the Master Chef later on, he was a lot more understanding."
Ms. Reachet
"This is a very serious matter. These are no ordinary beings. They are merely harmless shadows at first, but they can attain a physical form by consuming a person and using their power as an energy source."
Tear
W-wha!? N-no, this isn't real... T-this must be some sort of bad dream...
Ail
"... Okay, fine. Let's say I buy this whole 'monster' thing. Why then, are we the ones who have to do something about them? Why can't it be the job of, I don't know, you guys for example?"
Ms. Reachet
"I already explained that to you, didn't I? Spirit Guardian Tansa himself has chosen you three. As for why he picked you, it has to do with your affinity for something special."
Well-Dressed Man
"My boy, have you heard of 'Paint', 'Treble', and 'Culinary', by any chance?"
Ail
"Are you talking about those three heroes, spoken of in Neturuan legends?"
Well-Dressed Man
"Precisely, my boy. Back in the day, they fought terrible beasts as well, in order to protect this region from destruction. And we need you three to do the same."
Tear
So the legendary heroes actually existed? I guess that means that the monsters they fought existed, too. And monsters like those will appear in this region again? B-but why do we have to fight them!?
Well-Dressed Man
"Ail, what is your biggest passion? Something you truly enjoy; more than anything in the world?"
Ail
"U-uh, I guess I've always had a thing for music... But what does that matter?"
Barry
"The Master Chef's passion is cooking. Of course, that should be obvious."
Tear
O-oh my goodness! I-is that why...?
Ms. Pensil
"Tear, sweetie, what's your greatest passion?"
Tear
"U-um... It's painting..."
Ms. Reachet
"Just as I suspected. You three all meet the requirements. You three will be the new Paint, Treble, and Culinary, and wield the weapons that they previously used against the monsters."
Well-Dressed Man
"We have received them from Guardian Tansa, and have been instructed by him to give them to you."
Portly Man
"I have already given the young cookie his weapon. Now it's time to receive yours~!"
Ms. Pensil
"Barry, could you be a dear and give the weapons to your classmates?"
Barry
"The Master Chef will gladly do so, especially if upon the request of a lady. But... how will the Master Chef get down from her-...?"
Tear
O-oh no; the poor guy!
Tear
"A-are you alright, Barry?"
Barry
"The Master Chef is alright. He was merely taken by surprise, is all!"
Ail
"You still got those weapons for us?"
Barry
"Indeed; they are both safe and sound! But since you are asking the Master Chef that question... It must mean you are willing to help this region, correct? You are willing to risk your life for the greater good?"
Ail
"To be honest... not really. But it's not like I've got much choice. If I don't do it, it's not like you guys have anyone to replace me, do you?"
Barry
"That should go without saying."
Ail
"That would leave you and Tear to handle the monsters alone. Obviously, it won't be as easy with two people instead of three. If I left and made you guys do everything, I'd feel pretty guilty about it..."
Tear
Ail...
Barry
"How admirable! The Master Chef is touched that you would be so concerned for him like that!"
Barry
"What about you? Will you fight alongside the Master Chef and defeat the evil monsters of this land?"
Tear
W-what should I do...?
Tear
"... I-it'd be selfish of me to say no, w-wouldn't it?"
Barry looked at me happily, but Ail was surprised by my answer.
Ail
"Was it about what I said before? Don't worry about it. You have no obligation to do this, especially since you aren't even originally from this region..."
Tear
... No obligation, huh...
Tear
"... N-no. I-I'll do it."
Barry
"Wonderful! The Master Chef was upset at first that neither of you turned out to be ladies, but he is more than happy to be comrades with such brave souls!"
Barry
"Here you are."
Tear
Huh? What is this?
Ail
"What the heck is this thing? It doesn't look like any weapon I've seen..."
Tear
"Mine doesn't either..."
Barry
"Indeed, they don't look like weapons in their default state. These 'Art Emblems' must be activated first in order to use them."
Ail
"Activated? What does that mean?"
Ms. Reachet
"The emblems take their current shape in order for you to hide them while not in use. It is to prevent anyone not involved with this from seeing them."
Ail
"Wait... So this is all supposed to be kept a secret?"
Ms. Reachet
"Of course it is. To keep this region as peaceful as possible, you must make sure all of the monsters are eliminated before anyone knows they even existed in the first place. I would prefer to keep all of this simply between the ones currently in this room, if possible."
Tear
Yeah, I guess that would be for the best, right...?
Ms. Reachet
"Anyway, to answer your question... To activate the emblem means to unleash its power; to actually be able to use it in combat."
Ail
"So, how do I activate it, exactly?"
Ms. Reachet
"Simply call out the name of the emblem, and think of the type of weapon you want to use."
Ail
"The... name of the emblem...?"
Barry
"The Master Chef will show you... Culinary!"
Tear
Oh, so the names of the emblems are the same as the heroes then?
Ail
"You call that a weapon?! That's just a giant spatula!"
Barry
"Oh no, it is not merely a spatula, my comrade. It is... a dual-headed spatula! A perfect, grandioso weapon for the Master Chef, is it not?"
Tear
W-wow... I want to try and do that, too...
Ail
"Whatever, I've officially given up on trying to understand you, Chef Boy..."
Tear
"U-um, excuse me... You wouldn't mind if I tried it first, would you? T-transforming the emblem, I mean..."
Ail
"Knock yourself out. There's no need to ask me."
Tear
"O-okay then..."
Ail
"You don't have to make the same pose, y'know..."
Tear
"A-ah!"
Tear
W-wah! I-I thought that's what I was supposed to do!
Barry
"There's no need to be embarrassed, comrade! The Master Chef's pose is a magnificent pose!"
Ail
"Quiet, Chef Boy..."
Tear
"A-alright, here goes..."
Tear
M-my weapon of choice... A weapon related to painting... That would be...!
Tear
"P-Paint!"
Ail
"... Seriously; you too, Tear?! How do expect to fight with that!?"
Tear
"I-I'm sorry... I wasn't expecting it to be so big..."
Ail looked at me with a dumbfounded look, but didn't have a chance to say anything before Barry had interjected.
Barry
"There's no need to look so disappointed, comrade! That looks like a perfecto weapon; perfect for a painter like yourself!"
Tear
O-oh... T-thank you, Barry...
Barry
"The Master Chef looks forward to what his other comrade will conjure up!"
Ail
"Treble!"
Ail
"Hm, not bad..."
Tear
W-wah!? It's possible to turn it into something like that?!
Barry
"A sword, huh? It's a bit... cliché, but it suits you, I suppose."
Ail
"Cliché or not, I'm glad I got something that I can actually use..."
Ms. Reachet
"Alright, now that the two of have successfully activated your weapons, try and change them back to their emblem forms once again."
Ail
"How do we do that?"
Ms. Reachet
"Simply place them into a small space, like your pocket, and they will do so automatically."
Ail
"Like... this?"
Tear
Wow, will the same thing happen with mine too?
Tear
I'm glad my weapon doesn't have any pointy parts... I'd be afraid of accidentally poking myself with it...
Ms. Reachet
"And that'll do for the time being. It's better that you not miss too much class today, especially for the two of you that just transferred today."
Ms. Reachet
"I will guide you all out of this place. Follow me."
Tear
W-why is she heading over that way? There isn't anything over there...
Ms. Reachet
"Hurry up, you three. Let's be going, now."
Tear
Is that where we came here from...?
Ail
"... Ah right, we're underneath the school right now, aren't we?"
Barry
"You've already forgotten? The Master Chef is amazed by your forgetfulness."
Ail
"Shut up, Chef Boy. After everything that I've been told today, something like this was the last thing on my mind..."
Barry
"Hm, I suppose the Master Chef understands. Even he was rather baffled the first time he was told about all of this."
Tear
I wonder why the three of us in particular were chosen. I mean, I'm sure there are other students who have interests in art, music, and cooking besides us. N-not that I'd wish this kind of situation on anyone else or anything! But... M-me? Fight monsters!? I-I don't think I can do something like that. I-I'm sure I'll just make things harder for the others... And this will make it a lot more difficult to do what I came here for. Unless... this whole situation actually has some relation to what happened back then? ... N-no, that's impossible. What am I thinking? The monsters haven't even appeared yet...
Tear
... I don't know why I've been put into this predicament, but I'll, u-um, do my best. I-I guess...
Ms. Reachet
"Let's go. Hurry up."
Tear
... I-I mean... If this elevator started to move down instead for some reason, would I even be able to tell? If it stopped working properly, and started plunging down rapidly, and we ended up all dyi-...
Before I even dared to finish that thought, I instinctively latched myself onto the wall, shaking in fear.
Ms. Reachet
"After all of your classes are finished, the three of you are to report to me immediately. We will return here to give you some lessons on how to use your new weapons. The other teachers are preparing for that as we speak."
Ail
"Is that why they didn't come with us?"
Ms. Reachet
"That's correct."
Barry
"Of course, the Master Chef has already learned how to use his, but it couldn't hurt to train alongside you all a bit more."
Ail then turned to look over at me, noticing what I was doing. His face looked concerned...
... But he then sighed, and turned himself back around, no longer paying attention to me.
Ms. Reachet
"Tear, what are you doing?! You shouldn't be so uneasy about something like this. At this rate, you'll never be brave enough to take down the monsters."
Tear
Y-yeah, she's right... If I get scared by every little thing...
Ail
"H-hey!"
Ms. Reachet
"What!? Do you have something to say?!"
Ail
"... It's nothing..."
Tear
"I-I'm sorry..."
Ms. Reachet
"We still have a ways to go. Let's move."
Tear
I just hope we don't have to ride another elevator again...
Tear
I can't believe that's been there this entire time...
Ms. Reachet
"Let's go."
Ms. Reachet
"I'll let the three of them take care of the rest. I'll be going now."
Ms. Pensil
"Are you ready, sweetie?"
Tear
"U-um, I guess so..."
Ms. Pensil
"You don't need to be so nervous, Tear. My name is Ms. Pensil, and I'll be your art teacher from now on. I look forward to having you in my class! Oh, and I'll be your weapon instructor too, of course."
Tear
"B-but... M-Ms. Pensil... How do know how to train us to use our weapons? D-did Spirit Guardian Tansa tell you...?"
Ms. Pensil
"Ah! Heheh..."
Ms. Pensil
"Well, let's just say... as an art teacher, I know a lot about how to use painting tools!"
Tear
But does that even apply to a painting weapon...!?
Ms. Pensil
"Listen sweetie, your weapon is a reflection of your passion, and your true self. Since your paintbrush ended up being so large, I think it means that you must like painting a lot! I think there's a lot of power packed in your weapon. Would you mind taking it out and showing me?"
Tear
"U-uh... a-alright... P-Paint!"
Tear
"Is there really a lot of power in here?"
Ms. Pensil
"Yep, there sure is! I can tell! After all, I am an art teacher!"
Tear
I really don't get what being an art teacher has to do with this...
Ms. Pensil
"Let's give your paintbrush a try. See those targets over there? Try hitting one of those."
Tear
"Uh, o-okay..."
Tear
No hard feelings target, b-but I'm gonna brush you into oblivion!
Tear
"D-did I do it wrong...?"
Ms. Pensil
"Sweetie, I think you're going to need some paint on that brush first. It'll have as much power as an ordinary brush otherwise."
Tear
"B-but where am I going to get paint from?"
Ms. Pensil
"I told you before that there is power in your brush, didn't I? Just think of the paint you want to use, and it should appear automatically."
Tear
B-but what color should I pick? There's so many to choose from...
Ms. Pensil
"If you can't decide on what kind of paint to use, then why not use the color of your hair?"
Tear
"M-my hair color...? U-uh, that is... u-u-um... W-what was it again...?"
Ms. Pensil
"Heehee, are you so nervous that you forgot your own hair color? It's green, silly!"
Tear
"Y-yeah, of c-course it is! H-heh..."
Ms. Pensil
"It's okay. Relax, sweetie. Relax and concentrate your power on the brush and use it on that target."
Tear
"R-right..."
Tear
Concentrate my power... Concentrate on the brush... Imagine... green!
Tear
"Green Paint!"
Tear
"W-whoa...!"
Ms. Pensil
"Wow, you did it on your first try! Good job, sweetie!"
Tear
"But why did it turn into wind just now...?"
Ms. Pensil
"The color of the paint determines the effect of the magic your brush will use. Green is wind... apparently."
Tear
"M-magic? I can use magic!?"
Tear
This is actually kind of exciting! I wonder what else I ca-...
Tear
Ms. Pensil
Barry's Instructor
Barry
"W-wha!?" "Oh my!" "Dearie me!" "The Master Chef is now deaf!"
Tear
"W-what was that...?"
Ms. Pensil
"It seems to be the result of Ail's training, I suppose! He's working pretty hard, huh? Let's do some more training, too. Let's see what other kinds of paints you can use!"
Tear
"O-okay!"
Tear
I still need to get my room key! I hope I'm not too late...
Woman
"Good evening, young man. How can I help you?"
Tear
"E-excuse me, I need to get my room key..."
Woman
"Oh, you must be one of our transfer students! Hold on a moment..."
Woman
"Here you are!"
Tear
"T-thank you very much!"
Tear
My luggage should already be in my room, so all I need to do is go there now...
Tear
39... I need to look for room 39...
Tear 35, 37... 39! There it is!
???
"I finally get to be by myself. All alone... This is paradise; I wish it could last forever..."
Tear
"E-eep, a ghost!"
Tear
W-wait, it must just be my roommate. What am I thinking; I'm so silly!
???
"Nrgh... Why am I still thinking about these kinds of things?"
???
"Jeez, who is it!?"
Tear
W-wait, that voice sounds familiar...
Tear
"U-um... e-excuse me, sir..."
???
"You...! What are you doing here...?!"
Tear
"U-uh, actually, t-this is m-..."
Tear
"... EEEH!?"
... Ail.
Tear
"I-I can't believe it... I-it's you?"
Ail
"Huh? What's me?"
Tear
"Y-you... Y-you're going to be my roommate, f-from now on..."
Ail
"Seriously?!"