Rise/Abate: Washing dishes.
Rise: (I can't believe something like this happened to me...)
Abate: Smiling.
Rise: What're you smiling about?
Abate: Well, since we're working and all, we might as well have fun with it!
Rise: What're talking about?
Abate: Hear me out. You know the saying "time flies when you're having fun"? Well, if we have fun while working, we'll be done faster!
Rise: Alright, I guess I have to give that idea a bit of merit... So, what "fun" thing do you plan on doing?
Abate: Let's sing a song!
Rise: *groan* Do we have to...?
Abate: Got any better ideas?
Rise: No...
Abate: Okay, then! I'll start! ♪ "I love cleaning! I love cleaning so muuuch!" ♪ Okay, your turn.
Rise: *sigh* ♪ "But sometimes it's a pain in the buuutt..." ♪
Abate: That was horrible...
Rise: Well, you're not any better.
Abate: Anyway... ♪ "I love cleaning so much, that I love it more than... Um..." ♪ Hey Rise, give me a word that rhymes with "much"...
Rise: Your mom.
Abate: ♪ "Your mo-..." ♪ Hey, wait a minute! That doesn't rhyme!
Rise: Oops, I guess I can't fool you...
Abate: Of course not, I'm a total genius!
Rise (sarcastic): Yep, you sure are... (Idiot, acting so smug when he's the reason we're in this situation in the first place...)
Abate: By the way, you're not mad about this are you?
Rise (sarcastic): Of course not, pal!
Abate: Heheh!
Rise: Hahah!
Rise/Abate: Hahahahahahahah!
Abate: Heh...
Rise (angry): Yeah, I'm mad! Hits Abate with an empty pot.

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Rise: We did it. We found the gold!
Repse: Omigosh, nachos!
Rise: No, those aren't nachos...
Repse: Oh, so it's cheddar?
Rise: No...
Repse: Crackers?
Rise: No...
Repse: Cheddar crackers?
Rise: No! You can't even eat that! It's gold!
Repse: ...so, are those nachos?
Rise: Yes... Yes, they're nachos...
Repse: Oh boy! Tries to eat one. Ow... These nachos are hard... And cold... They must be iced nachos!
Rise: *facepalm*