Rantom's Random Life Ep.#03 - Jo's a Girl
Written by: CS-Masyet
Jo: Sitting at the side of the pool, kicking the water.
Rantom: Appears behind Jo. Yo!
Jo (surprised): Yah!
Rantom: *giggle* You're such a scaredy-cat!
Jo: Shut up! You just surprised me!
Wave: Walks up to them with Weath and Gill. Is Rantom bugging you again?
Rantom (angry): Shut up, Wave!
Gill: Yay, pool! Jumps in.
Jo: Gets hit by the water. Yah!
Rantom: What're you, afraid of water?
Jo: N-no...
Rantom: Oh, I see... Then you won't mind if I do this...? Pushes Jo into the water.
Wave: Rantom!
Jo (angry): Swims up. What was that for?!?
Rantom: So you can swim...
Jo: Ah... Well, sorta...
Rantom: Alright, then! It's go time! Jumps in.
Gill: Huh? Where is he?
Wave: Why's he not coming up?
Weath: Is he alright?
Jo (scared): R-Rantom? Bubbles start appearing all over the pool. Huh...?
Rantom: Comes up in a giant bubble. I am the bubble king! Fear my suddy superiority!
Jo (shocked): W-what the?!?
Wave: Idiot...
Weath: *sweatdrop* Heh...
Jo: How are you... Gets trapped in a bubble. Yah!
Rantom: It's easy to use my powers in a place like this!
Jo: Powers?
Gill: Pops a bubble. Heheh, bubble popped.
Rantom: Yeah, most people in Lopan have powers. Didn't you know that?
Jo: Nuh-uh... ...wait, does that mean the rest of you have powers too?!?
Wave: Pops Jo's bubble by controlling the water. Yep. 'cept Gill.
Gill: Pops a bubble. Heheh, bubble popped.
Jo: *sweatdrop* ...
Rantom: Ah man, and I was going to ask you what powers you have... Bummer...
Wave: Gets in the water. It's not like we were born with them or anything... Don't be so surprised.
Rantom: Traps Jo in a bubble again. Heheh, it's funner like this anyway! *giggle*
Jo: Let me out!
Wave: *sweatdrop* You sure change your mood fast...
Gill: Pops a bubble. Heheh, bubble popped.
Wave (angry): Hits Gill with water. Stop that!
Gill: But it's fun...
Wave: And Rantom, let Jo out of the bubble.
Rantom (whining): But why?
Wave (angry): Just do it!
Rantom: Fine... Lets Jo out of the bubble.
Jo: *sigh* I'm getting out of the water...
Weath: Behind Jo. Oh, already? Are you feeling okay? Do you want me to bring you to the room?
Jo (blushing): O-oh, W-Weath! N-no, I'm fine...
Weath: Oh, okay...
Wave: I'm going to get out, too...
Rantom: Don't do that! You'll make Weath jealous!
Wave: What the heck are you talking about?!?
Rantom: Weath knows! Tell her, Weath!
Weath: N-no, it's fine...
Rantom: You aren't assertive enough, Weath! Be a man!
Wave: Pops Rantom's giant bubble, causing him to fall in the water.
Rantom: Argh!
Jo: You're lucky to be with someone so nice. I'm jealous...
Weath/Wave: Huh?
Jo (blushing): A-ah! Did I just say that out loud?!?
Gill: *giggle* Do you have a crush on Wave?
Jo: Wave? (Oh right, because they think I'm a guy...) No, it's not like that... I meant I want to be in a relationship like you two...
Weath: Oh, really?
Gill: I don't know... Wave's pretty, but she's also really scary...
Wave: Hits Gill with water.
Rantom: Weath's just with her because he's too nice. Seriously, nobody would want to be with someone so stupid and ugly...
Wave (angry): Sends a tidal wave at Rantom.
Rantom: Yargh!
Gill: See? Scaaary...
They all head back to the room.Wave: That was fun! What should we do now?
Weath: Let's change, then we can talk about that in the room.
Wave: Sure, okay! They all go to the room.
Jo: I'll change first, if that's okay...
Wave: Sure...
Jo: Goes in the bathroom.
Gill: We'll have to wait to change until Jo gets out...
Rantom: I'm sick of this! He needs to be a man and change with us! Heads to the bathroom door.
Weath: R-Rantom, wait...
Rantom: Get out here and cha-...
Jo (blushing): Covers herself with her shirt. N-no, don't look! Slams the door shut.
Rantom (shocked): J-Jo is...
Wave (surprised): A girl?!?
Weath: (I knew it...)
Gill: Interesting...
Rantom: Gets down on the ground. Arf! Arf! Arf!
Wave: He's lost it...
Jo: Comes out of the bathroom. Um, did you guys...
Rantom: Runs up to Jo and grabs her shoulders. Jo!
Jo (scared): E-eh?
Rantom: *tearyeyed* Why didn't you tell me your chest was swollen? If I knew you had a disease, I would've never pushed you into the pool! I'm so sorry!
Jo (confused): Huh?
Wave: Rantom, he's is perfectly fine! Or should I say she...
Jo: *sweatdrop* A-ah...
Rantom: Are you saying... Jo is a girl?!?
Gill: That's what the title of the episode says!
Weath: You are a girl, right Jo?
Jo: *sigh* Yeah, that's right...
Rantom (angry): You're a girl?!? Why did you trick me for?
Jo: Because I wanted to get into Nopal High...
Rantom: Why?
Jo: U-um, because I didn't want to be in the same school as my brother...
Wave: Heh, I did the same thing...
Rantom: That still doesn't exuse the fact that you tricked me!
Jo: Please, don't tell anyone else...
Rantom: Why should I keep it a secret?
Jo: Because then I'll be kicked out of school...
Rantom: I don't care!
Jo: And your club will be disbanded... Since it won't have enough members...
Rantom: Huh? What do you mean?
Weath: The deadline for setting up the clubs is 2 days from now.
Rantom (shocked): Seriously?!?
Gill: What will we do now?
Rantom: ...alright, I'll keep your secret.
Jo: Really?
Rantom: One one condition...
Jo: I'll have to join your club?
Rantom: Alright, two conditions... Not only will you join our club, you also have to become my personal servant! ...during club hours.
Jo: S-servant?!? No way... *sigh*
Rantom: All of you, don't tell anyone her secret either! Got it?
Gill: Okay!
Weath: I'm fine with it.
Wave: Sure, whatever...
Rantom: Now servant, get me some juice!
Jo: But you said only during club hours...
Rantom: Now!
Jo: *groan* Fine...
So Rantom and the gang find out Jo's secret. How will she survive against Rantom now...?