Rantom's Random Ranting Volume 1
Written by: CS-Masyet
Part 1
UBC*: Funny about Rantom, he wasn't here yesterday. I wonder where he was.
Olmnfarm: What is this whippersnapper doing here?!?
Rantom: What's a whippersnapper?
Part 2
Dr. Scientist: Everywhere you go, the fury is in the air.
Weath: It's really bad out.
Dr. Scientist: Off you go! Warn everyone of this tragedy!
Part 3
Dr. Scientist: "The children of Mercury and Venus."
Rantom: And Mars and Saturn and Uranus and Neptune and Jupiter?
Olmnfarm: You both talk nonsense.
Dr. Scientist: I'm just reading off this book...
Part 4 (Guest-starring Sérgia)
UBC: Now and then, we are honored with a call from her ladyship, and nothing escapes her... observement that was in the room during her visits.
Sérgia: Hello.
Everyone in the room fainted from her cuteness.Sérgia: What did I say?
Part 5
UBC: (Here I stop and try to translate. It was hard to understand what was being said to me. My efforts to translate are of course futile.)
Dr. Scientist: Doesn't that make sense?
UBC: Doesn't what make sense?
Dr. Scientist: I just said. You should pay more attention.
UBC: I was. I couldn't understand you, you were speaking Italian!
Dr. Scientist: Sorry, I'm used to speaking like this to my assistant.
UBC: You mean Weath?
Dr. Scientist: No, my other assistant!
Part 6
UBC: Rantom's never that funny, but he never stops trying. You have to give him that much...
Olmnfarm: What you be sayin', you whippersnapper?
Dr. Scientist: She means he's not amusing, but he always tries to be.
UBC: That was even harder to understand than what I said...
Part 7
Dr. Scientist: "Such an unwanted commotion he made that his official superior fired him for the time being."
UBC: I can never understand you, no matter what language you're speaking...
Olmnfarm: He speaks nonsense!
Dr. Scientist: Just reading off this newspaper...
Part 8
UBC: What do slippers have to do with anything?
Rantom: Slippers have to do with everything.
Olmnfarm: You talk nonsense.
Rantom: You two are just jealous that I have slipper power!