Rantom's Random Ranting Volume 5
Written by: CS-Masyet
Part 35
Dr. Scientist: "I think she'll make a good soldier."
Rantom: Are you talking about UBC?
Wave: My name's not UBC!
Weath: The Dr. was just reading a book again...
Olmnfarm: It's all nonsense!
Part 36
Dr. Scientist: Anyone in bed at 14:00 must be depressed.
Rantom: She's depressed?
Wave: No, I'm just sick today...
Weath: Are you feeling okay? Is there something I can do to help?
Wave: No, I'm fine. Thanks for worrying about me, Weath.
Dr. Scientist: We should get going now; we're not helping her get any better.
Rantom: Yeah, 'cause UBC is sick.
Wave: Stop calling me UBC!
Rantom: Why?
Wave: Because my name's not UBC, it's Wave!
Rantom: Your name's Wave?
Wave: Yes...
Rantom: Then what's my name?
Wave: ...
Part 37
Rantom, Wave, and Weath pass by a farm.Weath: Whose farm is that?
Wave: It's Olmnfarm's.
Rantom: SHEEP! Runs towards a herd of sheep.
Olmnfarm: Get off my property, you whippersnapper!
Rantom: Baaa!
Part 38
Dr. Scientist: "Why would he buy me a ring if he didn't want to marry me?"
Rantom: What's that mean?
Weath: He's just reading.
Wave: I should have figured...
Rantom: IT'S REALLY BAD OUT!
Wave: Shoves a bar of soap in Rantom's mouth.
Rantom: Swallows the soap. Soapalicious!
Weath/Wave: Uh...
Part 39
Wave: *sigh*
Rantom: *hic*
Wave: Why did you eat the soap?
Rantom: I love soap! It's my *hic* favorite food!
Wave: You're not supposed to eat soap!
Rantom: But if I eat soap I *hic* get bubble power! Blows bubbles from his mouth.
Part 40
Dr. Scientist: I just can't find my book anywhere!
Weath: What book are you looking for, Dr.?
Dr. Scientist: The Scientist's Science Book vol. 7. My grandfather The Scientist wrote it.
Weath: I see... Is it that one up there? Points up to a book in a bubble.
Dr. Scientist: Now how did it get up there?