Rantom's Random Ranting Volume 6
Written by: CS-Masyet
Part 41
Wave: Can you read this? Gives a book to Weath.
Rantom: Read what?
Wave: I wasn't talking to you!
Weath: No, it's in a different language. Maybe the Dr. can. Gets Dr. Scientist in the room.
Dr. Scientist: What do you need me for?
Rantom: IT'S REALLY BAD OU- *hic* Blows a bubble.
Wave: You ate another bar of soap?
Rantom: Huh? Nope.
Wave: Uh...
Part 42
Three guys came down the road riding ponies.Wave: Why are Rantom and Gill riding ponies?!?
Weath: The Dr. is too...
Rantom: NEIGH! Blows a bubble.
Gill: Hahahah, neigh!
Dr. Scientist: Now how did I end up in this predicament?
Olmnfarm: Give back my ponies, you whippersnappers!
Part 43
Rantom: I got a pet named Cat!
Weath: Your cat's name is Cat?
Wave: Actually, he's not a cat...
Rantom: He's my pet fish!
Weath: Fish?
Wave: Rantom named him...
Part 44
Dr. Scientist: His name is George.
Rantom: Who's George?
Wave: Don't know. Do you know, Weath?
Weath: No I don't; sorry...
Olmnfarm: It's my name, whippersnappers!
Rantom: Your name is George? I thought it was MooBaNeighWeesnaw!
Wave: (How am I related to this idiot?!? HOW?!?)
Part 45
Rantom: Looking up at the sky while standing on a coffin.
Wave: What're you doing up there?
Rantom: I'm sending dad a message.
Wave: But dad's dead...
Rantom: That's why I'm sending him a message in a bubble. Blows a bubble and puts a note inside.
Wave: Okay, I won't ask about the bubble note, but why in the world are you standing on top of an empty coffin?!?
Rantom: Hm... dunno.
Part 46
Rantom: I'm hungry!
Wave: Then make yourself a sandwich!
Rantom: But I'm too hungry! I haven't eaten for weeks!
Wave: Oh, pul-ease! You ate about an hour ago!
Weath: Comes in. Hey, guys...
Rantom: Hey Weath, let's all go out to eat!
Weath: Sure, okay...
Wave: Rantom, we don't have any money...
Rantom: Aw, man...
Part 47
Wave: Don't you know how others around you feel about things like that?
Rantom: Things like what?
Wave: You bother people for no reason!
Rantom: I don't know what you're talking about, UBC.
Wave (angry): Ranto-...
Weath: Comes in. Hello...
Wave: Hey, Weath!
Rantom: IT'S REALLY BAD OUT!
Wave (angry): See?!?
Rantom: See what? Blows a bubble at Wave.
Wave: Gets rid of the bubble by hitting it with water from her hand. Huh?
Weath: *gasp*
Rantom: Wow Wave, how did you do that?
Wave: I don't know...
Part 48
Rantom: Hey, UBC has Water Power!
Dr. Scientist: Really?
Weath: Water came out of Wave's hands...
Dr. Scientist: Fascinating...
Rantom: Hey UBC, do that again!
Wave (angry): MY NAME'S NOT UBC! Hits Rantom with a wave of water. H-how did I just do that?
Rantom: Lying on the floor, covered in water. *glug*
Dr. Scientist: It might be connected to Rantom's bubble powers.
Wave: P-powers?
Weath: Uh, Rantom, are you all right?
Rantom: A-awesome... Spits out water and sits up. So UBC has powers too? It must be from dad!
Wave (confused): Dad? What're talking about?
Rantom: Dad had powers too! But mom said it was best you didn't know...
Wave (angry): What?!?
Rantom: I guess that doesn't matter now, though! Blows a bubble.
Wave (angry): D-doesn't matter?!? Y-you think I'm okay with this?
Rantom: Huh?
Wave (really angry): (He doesn't even care...) I HATE YOU, RANTOM! Runs out the door, crying.
Weath: Wave!
Dr. Scientist: Oh my...
Rantom: What was that all about?
Part 49
Rantom: Min Jing is bored stiff.
Wave: Who's Min Jing?
Rantom: You!
Wave: I told you to call me Wave!
Rantom: Aw c'mon! Please?
Wave: Hits Rantom with water.
Rantom: *glug* Spits out water. I'm guessing that's a no...
Part 50
Rantom: Here Wave, a letter from Weath. Gives her the letter.
Wave: Really? ...huh? What happened to it? It's barely readable!
Rantom: Well, I accidentally got it caught in a bubble. So I thought I could get it down if I sprayed it with water...
Wave: What?!? Hey wait, it's not even wet...
Rantom: You didn't let me finish. I decided not to spray it because you'd get mad if I got wet, so I threw a rock at it instead. But it fell in a pile of mud, so... Yeah.
Wave: ... Hits him in the face with her hand. Idiot.
Part 51
Wave: Don't you even think about what you're doing before you do something?
Rantom: Blows bubbles everywhere. Huh?
Dog: Trapped in a floating bubble. Arf! Arf!
Cat: Trapped in a floating bubble. Meow!
Sheep: Trapped in a floating bubble. Baa!
Horse: Trapped in a floating bubble. Neigh!
Olmnfarm: Trapped in a floating bubble. Get me out of here, you whippersnapper!
Wave: ...I think I've made my point...