Soarman & Flapgirl
Episode #10 - Pierre Hits the Road
Written by: CS-Pink & CS-Yellow
Editted by: CS-Masyet
Steve: Singing one of his songs as he gets dressed into a leather jacket in the morning. ♪ If he thinks you're stupid, if he thinks you're dumb, just tell him to shut up and bite off his thumb! If he thinks you're ugly, if he thinks you're plain, slap him upside the head, and caaall him a pain!
Flapgirl: Uh... Steve, what are you doing?
Steve: Getting dressed. Keeps singing. ♪ Because he deserves it, the way he hurt you, and you have the right, to tell him he smells like poo! ♪
Flapgirl: Why? You never get dressed.
Steve: *gasp* Flapgirl! You expect me to go outside naked? The police would be after me!
Flapgirl: You're a turkey, and you've ever cared about being dressed before. Are you going to see Bertha?
Steve: I'm going to go record my album. I spent all night writing another song, called, "Your Man Ain't a Good Man."
Flapgirl: *sigh* The song about Kalishma...
Steve: I'd better go. ( Before the waterworks...) Leaves.
Flapgirl (crying): *sob* Kalishma...

Steve comes home to find everyone else playing poker.

Soarman: Hey Steve!
Flapgirl: We're playin' poker... And Pierre is winning.
Pierre: Sveet! More money for ze champ!
Soarman: No one likes a bragger!
Pierre: (Vey're jus jealos...)
Steve: Well, Pierre you can win that little poker game, and I'm gonna win the hearts of all the girls in the world! I recorded my album!
Pierre: Zat's awesome, best bud!
Steve: I know, but if I'm going to hang out with you, you'll need to change your image.
Pierre: VAT? I am eenzulted!
Steve: I can't hang around a croissant-eating, french blooded mutt any longer!
Soarman: Steve!
Steve: I've held my tongue long enough as it is.
Pierre: Wait, I'm in your album, too! The fwendship song, remember! I zought ve vere fwends!
Steve: You thought wrong! I'm a rockstar now and tomorrow is my first concert!
Pierre: *gasp*
Steve: I'm going to be playing in town, in case you want to catch me blowing the crowd away by my beautiful voice. Goes in his room and slams the door.
Pierre: *sniff* Cries and remembers all the good times he had with Steve: discoing together in the fridge, throwing rocks at old people while on Pegasi's back, them singing the friendship song, going on the double date, playing hand clap games, ding-dong ditching people's houses, tickling each other to death to see who pees first...
Flapgirl: Aw, Pierre's crying...
Pegasi: Nuzzles Pierre. Neigh...
Soarman: Don't feel bad, Pierre. Steve's going to be back to normal tomorrow, I'm sure of it.
Pierre (crying): *sniff*
Soarman: Well, I've got to go... uh... grocery shopping! I'll be back in a few hours.
Flapgirl: You mean out partying? No! Can you stay here for once? Pierre's really sad.
Soarman: I promised my peeps I'd go...
Flapgirl: Your peeps?!?
Soarman: See ya!
Flapgirl: Grabs Soarman's cape. No, you don't!
Pierre: Goodbye! I'm weeving!
Flapgirl: Pierre!
Pegasi: NEIGH!
Flapgirl: Don't go!
Pierre: Packs a suitcase. I have to go. I'm not vanted here anymore.
Flapgirl: Yes, you are! Everyone wants you!
Pierre: Not Steve! Closes the suitcase and carries it to the door.
Pegasi: NEIGH! Goes in Steve's room and pounces on him.
Steve: Ouch, stupid horse!
Pegasi: NEIGH! Drags Steve to the living room.
Pierre: Goodbye, my fellow fwends! Jumps out the door. Ahhh! Crashes into the ground. I forgot this vas a treehouse... Leaves.
Flapgirl: NOOOOO! Tries to go after him but Soarman stops her.
Soarman: Flapgirl, don't go after h-... Before he can say more, Flapgirl and Pegasi fly out the door.
Flapgirl/Pegasi: Search for Pierre in the woods.
Pegasi: Neigh Neigh Neigh!
Flapgirl: We're not lost!
Pegasi: Neigh...
Flapgirl: Stop saying you're right!
Pegasi: Ne-
Flapgirl: Okay, okay, we're lost! *sigh* If only we could fly...
Pegasi: Uh, NEIGH!
Flapgirl: Oh, yeah! We can fly!
Pegasi: Neigh.
Flapgirl: I forgot, okay? She and Pegasi soar up into the sky, looking for Pierre. Do you see anything, Pegasi?
Pegasi: *sigh* Neigh neigh.
Flapgirl: *sigh* I don't see him, either... he's probably not here...
Pegasi: N-neigh...
Flapgirl: And we're still lost! The tops of these trees go on forever. Even if we did go past them, we wouldn't be able to get back to the Soar Nest by tomorrow.
Pegasi: ...neigh.
Flapgirl: It's getting dark. How long have we been looking for Pierre?
Pegasi: Neigh neigh.
Flapgirl: Four YEARS?
Pegasi: NEIGH!
Flapgirl: Oh, four hours! Still, we would have found him by now if he was here... what should we do now?

Meanwhile, Pierre walks hundreds of miles to see his girlfriend Monique in the city of CS Region.

Pierre: Knocks on the door.
Monique: Opens the door. I told you, I don't vant to buy any coohkees, dumb Girl Scout... Oh, Pierrey-poo! Come in, baby cakes.
Pierre: Thanks, Moniquey Weekey. I meesed you. Goes in and sits down with Monique on a lace couch.
Monique: I meesed you too. Vat brings you to de seety?
Pierre: You see, vell... uh, it's a vong story...
Monique: Do tell, Poozie.
Pierre: Uh, vell, Steve, my best fwend, h-he... called me a croissant eating, fwench blooded mutt, and ve are't friends anymore, so I just jumped out ze vindow and walked here . It's ze only place I can go.
Monique: Vare did you used to live?
Pierre: Vy? You do not vant me here?
Monique: No, no, eet's not zat, eet's...
Pierre: Speet eet out!
Monique: Vell, I deeden't have time to clean, and, and...
Pierre: Eet's fine. I don't mind.

Four days later, Flapgirl and Pegasi finally find their way out of the woods and fly back to the Soar Nest.

Flapgirl: Yes! We're finally home! Flings open the door.
Pegasi: Neigh!
Soarman: Where were you two? I was so worried! Jumps on top of Pegasi.
Pegasi: Neigh!
Flapgirl: Hello? What about me?
Soarman: *sigh* Sorry... Gets up. Find Pierre?
Flapgirl: No... Starts to cry.

Will Flapgirl and the others ever find Pierre? Or will the Soar Nest be forever missing a croissant-loving pooch?