Soarman & Flapgirl Episode #11 - Flapgirl's Father
Written by: CS-Pink & CS-Yellow
Editted by: CS-Masyet
In Heidi's house...Heidi: Come on Erica, eat your mashed peas! They're getting all over face! Tries to shove the food into the doll's mouth, but it sloshes down her face.
Baby doll: Mama!
Heidi: That's all you know how to say! Now eat.
Baby doll: Mama...
Heidi: Shakes the baby. The baby falls and breaks in half. *gasp* ...you... you...
Baby doll: Maaaaa... Goes dead.
Heidi: You aren't real! I have been cheated! Where is my baby?!? Screams. I NEED MY BABY!!!
Back in the Soar Nest...Flapgirl: Flings open the door. Soarman!
Soarman: *gasp* What? What's wrong? Did some boy touch you?
Flapgirl: No, nothing like that!
Soarman: Did you find Pierre?
Flapgirl: *tearyeyed* No...
Soarman: What then?
Flapgirl: My favorite character in my soap opera just died! *sob*
Soarman: *gasp* Seriously?!? Frank? He was my favorite too!
Flapgirl: No, I'm talking about Janis! Frank died in the last episode!
Soarman (in a girly voice): Shut yo mouth, girl!
Steve: Comes in with Pegasi. Okay, what's going on?
Soarman: Frank just died!
Steve: *gasp* Oh, no!
Flapgirl: And Janis!
Steve: Oh my dog!
Pegasi: *sigh* Neigh...
Flapgirl: *gasp* Gets a tingling sensation.
Soarman: What? What's wrong?
Flapgirl: I'm not sure, but... but I think my mother-daughter senses are tingling!
Soarman: Are you sure? How do you know?
Flapgirl: I just do. We have to go help my mother.
Steve: No, let's not! I hate that woman!
Flapgirl: I know, but please! *sigh* We have to save her! Something is wrong!
Soarman: Heidi... *sigh* The phone rings.
Flapgirl: This is the Soar Nest; Flapgirl speaking. How may I help you?
Younginfarm: Hello Flapgirl, this is Younginfarm. Uh, I can't really stay on the phone too long because this is an emergency! My neighbor's house is being attacked!
Flapgirl: Attacked?!?
Younginfarm: Yes, yes! By... Cabalaba!
Flapgirl: *gasp* Okay, we'll be right there! Hangs up the phone. Soarman, Pegasi! We have to go! Younginfarm's neighbor's house is being attacked by Cabalaba, which is my mom's house!
Soarman: *gasp* Let's go! They all blast out of the Soar Nest. They fly to Heidi's house, where the roof is blasted off and tons of ravens are flying everywhere.
Cabalaba: Ravens, my ravens! Kill the woman and activate my Ravenator 3000! The ravens press the button on the machine, which triples the amount of ravens.
Heidi: Smeared in birdseed, making birdcalls. Come here, friends! Come to me! All the ravens fly to Heidi and perch on her body. They don't try to harm her.
Cabalaba: Kill her!
Flapgirl: Go away, you dumb moron! Flapgirl Twirl! The gust of wind knocks a screaming Cabalaba to the ground. Pegasi jumps on top of Cabalaba, and Soarman destroys the Ravenator 3000.
Cabalaba: NOOOOO!!! I only have 106 more of those! My ravens! Come here! Screams. COME HERE!!!
Flapgirl: Shut up! Don't ever try to hurt my mom again! Punches him in the face.
Cabalaba: Ow! *yelp*
Soarman: Gets on top of Cabalaba and pins him down. Leave now and don't come back, or else I'll punch you all the way to the CS Region!
Cabalaba: *sweatdrop* Okay fine, if I can have my ravens!
Soarman: No!
Cabalaba: B-but... *sigh*
Soarman: You asked for it... With all his might, punches Cabalaba into the air. He dissapears over the hills.
Flapgirl: Soarman! You were great!
Soarman: And you. But...
Flapgirl: Yes?
Pegasi: Neigh, neigh?
Soarman: He's not gone for good.
Flapgirl: Wha-... In seconds, she sees Cabalaba running back down the hill, rampaging toward Erica with a large machine. She swoops up in the air just in time.
Cabalaba: Come down here, little child! I have a nice little machine right here that will injure you quite nicely, if I do say so myself! Aims the large ray at Flapgirl. It freezes her in midair, and Cabalaba starts pressing more buttons.
Soarman: DON'T YOU DARE!!! Runs toward Cabalaba and knocks him on the ground again, pinning him down. Don't you dare hurt my daughter!
Pegasi: NEIGH! Bites Cabalaba's face.
Cabalaba: Ouch!
Flapgirl: Frozen in ice. Soarman? You're... you're my dad?
Pegasi: On top of Cabalaba. *gasp* Neigh?!?
Soarman: Presses the unfreeze button on the machine, and the layer of ice around Flapgirl melts within seconds. Flapgirl lands on the ground safely. Yes, Erica. I am your father.