Soarman & Flapgirl Episode #01 - Winged Curse
Written by: CS-Masyet, CS-Pink, & CS-Yellow
A girl named Erica has always wanted to be a superhero. Today she'll get her wish, but you should always be careful of what you wish for...Mom: Erica, it's time for your dinner!
Erica: In her room. Okay! Coming! Goes into the kitchen.
Mom: Gives Erica a bowl with her "dinner" in it.
Erica: Uh, what is this?
Mom: It's vegetable soup! I crushed the vegetables so you wouldn't hurt your teeth chewing on them.
Erica: (It looks like baby food...) Tries some of the soup. Augh! (It tastes like baby food too!)
Mom: If you want more, just tell me! I made a lot so you wouldn't get hungry! I'm gonna go feed Steve now! Leaves the room.
Erica: Thanks, mom... (I'll go for a walk...) Goes outside. *sigh* Why won't mom stop treating me like a baby?
All of a sudden, a giant bird swoops down at Erica.Erica: Dodges the bird. What the heck?!? What's that?
Bird: CAAAW!!! Swoops down and grabs Erica's arm with its beak.
Erica: Ow! Let go of me!
Out of nowhere, a man with a cape swoops down and punches the bird; making it let go of Erica.Bird: CAAAW!!!
?: Take this, bird! PUNCH! Punches the bird so hard it gets sent into the sky!
Erica: Wow...
?: You alright, young lady?
Erica: A-are you a superhero?
?: You are correct. Name's Soarman, hero of the skies!
Erica: Soarman? ...ow! Grabs her arm, which is in pain from the bird.
Soarman: So the bird bit you too? That means... ...
Erica: ...means what?
Soarman: You have bird powers!
Erica: Huh?
Soarman: I'll have no choice but to teach you how to use your wings!
Erica: Wings?!? What wings?
Soarman: The ones on your back.
Erica: Looks behind her and sees wings on her back. W-wings!
Soarman: I know it might be scary at first, but...
Erica: This is... awesome! I have wings! Does this mean I'm a superhero, too?
Soarman: I suppose so... But you must learn to use your wings first.
Erica: So does that make me your sidekick?
Soarman: Follow me. Soars to a high hill nearby.
Erica: W-wait up! Follows Soarman to a cliff.
Soarman: This is where your first lesson will take place.
Erica: W-wait a minute, when did this cliff get here?!?
Soarman: I want you to jump off this cliff.
Erica: What?!? Why?
Soarman: So you can learn to fly, of course! All birds do this!
Erica: But I'm not a bird!
Soarman: But you have wings like a bird.
Erica: But...
Soarman: Just trust me.
Erica: O-okay... (I hope I don't die... I'll never see my mom again... Wait, that's not so bad!) Here goes... Jumps off the cliff and starts flying. Hey, I'm flying! I'm actually flying! This is fun!
Soarman: Flies next to Erica. See, I told you! You're already flying like a pro!
Erica: But how do I stop?
Soarman: That's easy! Just stop flying.
Erica: Yeah, I kinda figured that...
Soarman: First, fly near the ground. Then, aim your feet at the ground and fly down.
Erica: Oh, okay. Lands on the ground. Phew, that was sure something...
Soarman: Lands. Not bad for your first time. Alright, next lesson.
Erica: There's another lesson?!?
Soarman/Erica: Go to a field full of horses. They go up to a small horse.
Soarman: I want you to ride this baby horse.
Erica: But why?!? It's just a newborn!
Horse: Neigh...
Soarman: Because it'll help your flying abilities!
Erica: How the heck will it improve my flying abilities?!?
Soarman: Just try it.
Erica: Fine. (Baby horse, if you die, it's all his fault.) Goes on the horse.
Horse: Neigh! Collapses.
Soarman: Hey, don't kill it!
Erica: I'm just doing what you told me to do!
Soarman: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Horse: N-neigh...
Erica: Oh, sorry... Gets off the horse. Sorry I broke your spine, horse.
Soarman: No offense, but you should go on a diet.
Erica: Hey!
Soarman: Seriously; birds don't normally brake horses' back when they sit on them.
Erica: Newsflash; I'm not a bird!
Soarman: But you have wings like a bird.
Erica: (I give up...) Whatever, I'm going home...
Soarman: Alright, see you tomorrow.
Erica: Whatever... Wait, how do I hide these things?
Soarman: Just put them inside your back.
Erica: How?
Soarman: Just use your mind. Disappears.
Erica: Wait! *groan* (My mind? Like I can just imagine I want them to go inside...) The wings go inside her back. Huh? Wow, it actually worked! Alright, time to go home! Goes home. Mom, I'm home!
Mom: Where did you go? You're only one years old; you can't just wander off by yourself!
Erica: Mom, I'm 13. I can take care of myself.
Mom: Don't be silly. Now get in your highchair so I can feed you these bananas. I blended them up so you won't choke on them.
Erica: Sits in a regular chair. (Good thing I conviced mom that this is a highchair.)
Mom: Now eat up!
Erica: *groan* (At least I like bananas...) Eats the food.
Mom: Now eat up while I go feed Steve.
Erica: (Poor Steve...)
Steve: Erica, help me...
Erica: (What's in this food? I coulda swore I just heard him talk...)
Mom: Oh darn, I ran out of cow feed! I'll just use the rabbit feed in the shed... Goes to the shed.
Steve: Oh Erica, if only you could understand me... I would ask you to get me out of this horrible prison...
Erica: Walks over to the cage. You want me to get you out of there?
Steve: Oh, yes please!
Erica: Alright, on one condition. Tell me how you're talking.
Steve: What, you can understand me? Only birds can understand turkey.
Erica: (It must be part of my powers!) Opens the cage Steve is in.
Steve: Yes, I'm finally free! FREEDOM!!! I'll visit you when your crazy mother isn't around! Bye! Flies away.
Mom: Comes back with rabbit feed. Steve? Where did you go? Steve? Steve! STEEEVE!
Erica: Goes to her room. Well, today sure was a weird day. I wonder if I'll see that guy again. He was kind of weird though... (Then again, it's not that great here, either...) *sigh*