Soarman & Flapgirl Episode #03 - Thanksgiving in the Soar Nest
Written by: CS-Masyet, CS-Pink, & CS-Yellow
In the Soar Nest...Flapgirl: So, this is the Soar Nest?
Soarman: Flapgirl? I thought you were going home.
Flapgirl: Don't worry, I already took care of that...
Meanwhile, in Heidi's house...Heidi: Erica! Time for lunch! Feeds baby food to a doll in a chair.
Doll: Mama!
Heidi: It's about time you act your age! But stop spitting out your food!
Doll: Mama!
The Soar Nest...Soarman: I see...
Flapgirl: So, what are we going to do today?
Soarman: There's nothing to save today, so we're going to celebrate Thanksgiving!
Flapgirl: Oh right, I forgot!
Steve: Comes in the room. Thanksgiving?!? NO!!! Flies out of the cave.
Soarman: That was random...
Flapgirl: Steve, I didn't know you could fly!
Steve: AHHH!!! Falls to the ground. I'm okay... I think...
Flapgirl: Wait, I can fly and you can fly, but Steve can't. That's not fair.
Soarman: Hm... to the Thinking Chamber!
Flapgirl: You have a Thinking Chamber?
Soarman: Did I say Thinking Chamber? I meant the bathroom!
Steve: Actually, you guys, I'm in pain...
Flapgirl: Why don't we just give him a para-glider and let him learn how to use it himself?
Steve: Seriously guys, it hurts!
Soarman: And where are we supposed to get that?
Steve: Guys, HELP!!!
Flapgirl: Takes out a para-glider.
Soarman: Where did you get that?
Steve: I think I'm dying...
Flapgirl: It was in your pocket.
Steve: Please... I'll even be your stupid mascot, Soarman...
Soarman: Oh, that makes sense. Here you go, Steve! Throws him the para-glider.
Steve: OW!!! Now I'm hurting even more!
Flapgirl: Did you hear something?
Soarman: Nope. Let's get a turkey to eat!
Flapgirl: Okay!
Steve: At least it can't get any worse...
Heidi: Walks up to Steve. Hi, Steve!
Steve: NO!!!
Heidi: Picks up Steve. Oh, you're a fat one aren't you? You'll be perfect for Thanksgiving dinner! Walks away.
Steve: I hope she means I'm eating with her...
Soarman: /Flapgirl: Leaves the cave.
Flapgirl: Hey, where's Steve?
Soarman: I don't know....
Flapgirl: He probably just left for a while.
Soarman: But he left his para-glider here...
Flapgirl: Wait, Steve's a turkey! Someone must've taken him for Thanksgiving dinner!
Soarman: Or Thanksgiving lunch!
Flapgirl: I have a feeling I know who took him!
Soarman: Cabalaba?
Flapgirl: No, my mom! Flies to her house with Soarman. Give back Steve, you turkey thief!
Heidi: Who are you people? Please don't hurt my baby!
Doll: Mama!
Soarman: Heidi?!?
Flapgirl: Do you know her?
Soarman: Um, she used to be a friend of mine...
Flapgirl: I see...
Steve: Dressed as a pilgrim, crying. You guys! *sniff*
Flapgirl: Steve, you're alright!
Steve (crying): Who cares? *sniff* Barbara...
Flapgirl: Huh?
Steve (crying): She was my girlfriend! *sniff* And she cooked her!
Soarman: I thought Barbara was a chicken!
Steve: You expect her to know the difference?!?
Soarman: Whatever, let's get back now.
Flapgirl: Grabs Steve.
Steve: No, Barbara!
Soarman, Flapgirl, and Steve go to the Soar Nest and eat sausages.