Soarman & Flapgirl Episode #04 - Flapgirl's Pegasus
Written by: CS-Masyet, CS-Pink, & CS-Yellow
Flapgirl: In the Soar Nest. Where's Soarman? Reads a note on the wall.
Dear Flapgirl,
I'm out party... er, saving random pedestrains now, so I won't be here for a while!
- Soarman
Flapgirl: Darn it, Soarman... Hears the phone ringing. Hello?
Younginfarm: This is Younginfarm. Is Soarman available?
Flapgirl: Sorry, it's just me here.
Younginfarm: Alright, please get here right away. It's urgent! Hangs up.
Flapgirl: Great, now it's my time to save the day! Flies to Younginfarm's farm. Alright, what's the problem?
Younginfarm: This horse won't listen to me! You got to do something!
Flapgirl: What am I supposed to do?
Younginfarm: I don't know; think of something! I'm off to go party... er, buy groceries! See ya later! Leaves.
Flapgirl: Great, what am I supposed to do now? And what's this about a party? And how come I'm not invited?
Horse: Neigh... Walks up to Flapgirl.
Flapgirl: Aw, you're kinda cute! Pets the horse.
Horse: Neigh! Nuzzles Flapgirl.
Flapgirl: H-hey! Stop that! *giggle* Well, you seem to be fine. So I'll get going... Starts to leave, but the horse follows her.
Horse: Neigh...
Flapgirl: What's the matter, horse? I have to go now.
Horse: Neigh! Goes on top of her.
Flapgirl: S-stop it! Gets the horse off of her and flies away.
Horse: Starts crying. Neigh...
Flapgirl: Goes to the Soar Nest. Jeez, that horse...
Steve: Hey Erica! Where's Soarman?
Flapgirl: He says he's "saving random pedestrians", but I think he's out partying...
Steve: I see... I wanted to go party...
Soarman: Comes home. Hey guys! I'm home!
Flapgirl: You sure seem cheerful. Did you have a nice time at the party?
Soarman: I sure hackin' did! ...I-I mean, what party?
Flapgirl: Glares at Soarman. Do you think I'm stupid?
Soarman: Maaaybe...
Flapgirl: Soarman!
Soarman: I'm just kidding! Jeez!
Steve: Doing aerobics. And one... and two...
Flapgirl: What are you doing, Steve?
Steve: I don't want people to eat me, so I'm trying to get rid of my fat.
Soarman: Flapgirl should do that too.
Flapgirl: Why?
Soarman: To get rid of your fat. Although that would probably take years of exercising...
Flapgirl (angry): That's it, I'm going to bed! Goes to her room.
The next morning...Flapgirl: Zzz... Wakes up. Hm?
Horse: On top of Flapgirl. Neigh.
Flapgirl: W-what the?!? How did you get in here?
Steve: I let him in.
Flapgirl: But how did he get up the tree? Can he climb?
Steve: Oh no, he flew.
Flapgirl: What? Horses can't fly!
Soarman: Comes in. He's a pegasus!
Flapgirl: What? But I thought they didn't exist!
Steve: Well, there's one on you now...
Horse: Neigh! Flies around the room. Hits the refrigerator, causing cake to fall out of it.
Fridge: Ow.
Soarman: Um... It's Steve's! Leaves the room.
Flapgirl: Steve, why did you put cake in my fridge?
Steve: Uh... Happy birthday!
Flapgirl: My birthday isn't for another 8 months!
Steve: Uh, it's an early present?
Flapgirl: Get out.
Steve: Fine, I'll go do aerobics... Leaves the room.
Flapgirl: So, uh... horse...
Horse: Neigh.
Flapgirl: What should I call you... You sure are a handful, so I'll call you Pegasi.
Pegasi: Neigh! Goes on top of her.
Flapgirl: H-hey! Get off me!
Pegasi: Gets off of her.
Flapgirl: Thanks. Now let's bring you back to Younginfarm...
Pegasi: Neigh! Starts crying.
Flapgirl: No! Don't cry, Pegasi! Hey, that rhymes!
Steve: Comes in, singing. ♪ Don't cry, Pegasi! Don't don't cry, Pegasi! Doooon't cryyyy... Pegasiiiii... ♪ Starts breakdancing. ♪ Pega Pega Pegasi! Don't don't don't cry! Pega pega... ♪
Flapgirl: Enough already!
Steve: ...si...
Flapgirl: *sigh* I'm hungry... I wish someone would get me some food...
Pegasi: Neigh! Crashes into the fridge.
Fridge: Ow. Again.
Pegasi: Gets a sandwich for Flapgirl.
Flapgirl: Thanks... Why was there a sandwich in the fridge?
Fridge: Don't judge me.
Steve: Did that fridge just talk? Has a staring contest with the fridge, and loses. Darn it, I always lose!
Fridge: Hooray, I win...
Steve: (Sore winner...)
Flapgirl: Refrigerators don't have eyes; you could never beat it!
Steve: Don't try and make me feel better! Leaves the room.
Flapgirl: Okay... Eats the sandwich. This is pretty good!
Pegasi: Neigh!
Fridge: Much obliged.
Steve: Comes in. Thank you!
Fridge: Glares at Steve.
Steve: Bakeek! Runs away.
Flapgirl: What the...?
Pegasi: Neigh! Hugs Flapgirl.
Flapgirl: Aww! I'm finally getting appreciated!
Soarman: Comes in. I appreciate you!
Flapgirl: But you always say I'm fat!
Soarman: What can I say, I'm a brutally honest person.
Flapgirl: But I'm not fat!
Soarman: Don't try and hide it...
Pegasi: Neigh! Tackles Soarman.
Flapgirl: Hey, let's keep him!
Fridge: He really should've seen that coming...
Flapgirl: Shut up, you're not supposed to talk!
Fridge: Fine, be that way... (I will have my revenge...)
Steve: Looking from the ajared door. (I'm watching you, fridge...)
Flapgirl: Goes to Younginfarm's farm with Pegasi. Hey Younginfarm, can I keep him?
Younginfarm: Sure, you whippersnapper... (Good ridance.)
So Flapgirl gets to keep Pegasi. But what is that fridge up to?