Soarman & Flapgirl Episode #05 - Fridge's Revenge
Written by: CS-Pink & CS-Yellow
Editted by: CS-Masyet
Steve: On top of Flapgirl, who is sleeping. Erica, Erica! Help me!
Flapgirl: Still asleep. Zzz...
Steve: Help! Help!
Flapgirl: Wakes up. S-Steve! *yawn* What are you doing on top of me? Get off!
Steve: Fridge is looking at me!
Flapgirl: Steve... every morning this week you've woken me up just because Fridge was looking at you.
Steve: Well, he wasn't just looking at me... he was staring at me. Gets off.
Flapgirl: *sigh* Honestly, what is it with you and that fridge? Goes back to sleep.
Steve: *sigh* Leaves.
Soarman: Runs in. Erica! It's an emergency!
Flapgirl: Wakes up again. What is it now? *yawn*
Soarman: We are under attack!
Flapgirl: By what?!
Soarman: Refrigerators!
Flapgirl: Refrigerators?!? What do you mean?
Soarman: Fridge, h-he's leading a group of refrigerators to our house this very instant!
Flapgirl: WHAT?!? Jumps out of her bed and pulls out her wings.
Steve: Pops in. Ha! See, I told you something was wrong with that thing!
Flapgirl: Well, we can't just stand here! We have to fight them! Runs outside with Soarman, who has turned into superhero form. Tons of fridges are lined up, ready to attack. Take this! Flapgirl Twirl! Twirls around really fast, knocking into several fridges.
Soarman: PUNCH! Punches two fridges hard at the same time, who go flying into the sky.
Flapgirl: Flapgirl away! Flies up high. Wing Attack! Knocks down a bunch of fridges who lay on the ground motionless.
Fridge #1: Throws himself onto Flapgirl. Take that!
Flapgirl: Ow... get off me, you dumb fridge! Kicks it off her.
Fridge #1: Hey! Crushes Flapgirl.
Steve: Comes flying out of a window holding onto his paraglider. I'll help you, Flapgirl! Lands on the ground and uses his paraglider to beat up the fridge.
Pegasi: NEIGH!! Flies outside and crushes the fridge attacking Flapgirl.
Flapgirl: Thanks Pegasi, you saved me! You are the best pet ever!
Steve: *cough* Hello, what about me?
Flapgirl: Thanks Ste-... Gets attacked by Fridge. Ow! Get off me, stupid traitor!
Soarman: CHARGE!!! Flies at lightning speed into Fridge knocking him into the sky.
Fridge: Soaring away. Ow. You will pay.
Flapgirl: We did it!
Steve: HELLO, THERE ARE STILL MILLIONS OF FRIDGES TO KILL!!!
Flapgirl: Oh yeah. Uses Flapgirl Twirl, blowing all the fridges away.
Steve: Why couldn't you have done that 20 minutes ago?!?
Soarman: Hey, where did you learn how to do that?
Flapgirl: *groan* I don't feel so good... Pukes all over Steve.
Steve: Bakeek!
Flapgirl: I'm so sorry...
Pegasi: Neigh! Laughing.
Steve: Notice how it's always me... *sigh* And why are you laughing, Pegasi?
Pegasi: Keeps laughing.
Flapgirl: *giggle* Well, it is sort of funny... Starts laughing along with Soarman and Pegasi. Nobody notices Fridge sneak along with two of his accomplices, Fridge #1 and Fridge #2.
Steve: Points at the fridges. Uh, guys...
Flapgirl: *giggle* Y-yeah?
Pegasi: Neigh! Neigh! Neigh! *giggle*
Soarman: W-what... *giggle* is it...? *giggle*
Steve: Look b-behind you...
Flapgirl: What? Laughs.
Steve: J-just look!
Flapgirl: Looks behind her. *gasp*
Fridge: Before anyone can do anything, it sucks Steve and Pegasi into a portal to Fridge World.
Flapgirl: We have to find them!
Soarman: YES! Stomach growls. Right after we get some pizza.
Flapgirl: I surprisingly agree with you.
Meanwhile in the dungeon of Fridge World...Pegasi: Playing Go Fish with Steve and a random weiner dog. NEIGH!
Steve: I'm telling you, I have no eights!
Pegasi: NEIGH!
Weiner dog: Ves, you have an eight!
Steve: Pierre, why are you lying?
Pierre: You are ze viar!
Pegasi: NEIGH! Slaps Steve's cards, revealing an eight.
Steve: I-I can explain!
Pierre: YOU VIAR, I VAS TELLING ZE TRUTH!
Pegasi: Hugs Pierre.
Pierre: Zanks fwend.
Pegasi: Neigh...
Pierre: Gives Pegasi his watch. You are my best fwend. Take it.
Pegasi: Neigh!
Steve: Cool, it has a letter for each day of the week. Wait, what does the V in the middle stand for?
Pierre: Vednesday.
Steve: (Idiot...)
Pierre: Hey fwends, vet's disco! Starts discoing with the others.
Back to Soarman and Flapgirl...Flapgirl: Enters a store called "Fridge World".
Soarman: Opens a fridge and finds the three discoing in there.
Flapgirl: Steve, Pegasi, what are you doing?!?
Steve: Discoing with Pierre, our new best buddy!
Pierre: Hello, madame.
Steve: Hey Flapgirl, let's keep him with us!
Flapgirl: No, there are enough in the Soar Nest...
Soarman: Yeah, with Flapgirl being so fat there isn't much room!
Flapgirl: Hey!
Pierre: Madame, you are not fat. You are very gorgus and beautifool.
Flapgirl: Let's keep him!
Soarman: Okay...
Pegasi: Neigh neigh neigh!
Steve, Pegasi, and Pierre sing a song about friendship on their way to the Soar Nest. What adventures will they have with Pierre along?