Soarman & Flapgirl Episode #07 - Flapgirl's Party
Written by: CS-Masyet, CS-Pink, & CS-Yellow
Steve: Hey Pierre, what should the topic of my song be?
Pierre: I don't know.
Steve: I have a feeling something important is happening today. Pierre, check the calendar.
Pierre: Okay... Looks at calendar. *gasp*
Steve: What is it?
Pierre: Flapgirl's birthday! Ve must zrow a party!
Steve: Yah! ...wait, what has she ever done for us?
Pierre: Nozing; ve should not have to zrow her a party!
Steve: Too late, Pegasi's already on it!
Pegasi: Setting up decorations. Neigh!
Pierre: Zence you are my fwend, I will help.
Steve: I do love Flapgirl so I guess I'll help too.
Pierre: Vait, Zoarman needs to help to!
Soarman: Enters room. I just woke up. Great, you're already setting up for her birthday. I'll keep her out of the house.
Steve: Great, but how did you know about her birthday?
Soarman: Um... the internet?
Steve: Okay... Whatever, get her out of the house. Pierre is making a cake for her.
Soarman: Wait, don't give her cake! She is already fat enough as it is!
Pegasi: NEIGH! Jumps on Soarman.
Soarman: Pulls Pegasi off. Don't act like it's not true.
Pierre: Comes in wearing a chef's hat. I just pushed Flapgirl out of ze house. Zoarman, zat is your cue.
Soarman: Cool! Leaves to distract Flapgirl.
Steve: I'm leaving to tell everyone to come to the party, this is gonna rock! Pegasi, you stay here and finish decorating! Leaves.
2 minutes later...Pierre: You are alveady done?!?
Pegasi: Neigh.
Pierre: You must vely love her! Now you can help me vith za cake.
Pegasi: NEIGH!
Pierre: Vat fwend?
Pegasi: NEIGH!
Pierre: Smells cake burning. MY CAKE!!! NOOOO!!! The cake catches fire.
Pegasi: Grabs fire extinguisher and extinguishes the fire.
Pierre: Zanks fwend, but vat about ze cake?
Pegasi: Neigh!
Pierre: Zat is a gweat idea but vere vill ve get a valrus?
Pegasi: *sighs* Neigh...
Pierre: Vet's make a new one!
Pegasi: NEIGH!
Pierre: Hears strange sound. What is zat?
Pegasi: Neigh! A squirrel wrecks all the decorations.
Pierre: I'll fix ze decorations! You make the cake!
Pegasi: Neigh neigh!
Pierre: Fixes the decorations. Howzit going, Pegasi?
Pegasi: Puts three eggs (including the shells) in the cake. Neigh!
Pierre: No! You are not supposed to do zat!
Pegasi: Neigh?
Pierre: No, ze cake is ruined!
Pegasi: Neigh! Starts crying.
Pierre: It's not your fault...
Steve: Comes back. I gave out all the invitations!
Pierre: Za cake...
Steve: What about "za" cake?
Pierre: Um... ve don't have one...
Steve: Vat?!? I mean what?!?
Pierre: It vas burnt.
Steve: Urgh... We'll all have to make one toge-... The doorbell rings. Oh no, the guests are here!
Pierre: Opens the door and sees Flapgirl standing with Soarman. Um... It is not ze guests! It is Flapgirl!
Steve: Um... surprise?
Pegasi: Shaking his head. Neigh...
Flapgirl: *giggle*
Steve: What's so funny?
Flapgirl: You tried so hard to make me a party and it turned out terrible, right?
Pierre: And...
Flapgirl: I love you, guys!
Steve: Huh? Girls...
Flapgirl: Hugs Steve.
Steve (blushing): Girls...
Bertha: Shows up at door looking at Steve hugging Flapgirl. Steve!
Steve: I was just a friendly hug, angel-kinz.
Soarman: ANGEL-KINZ, HA! Laughs.
The rest of the guests show up.Steve: I invited a guy named Kalishma. He's your age, Flapgirl!
Kalishma: Hey, you're pretty cute.
Flapgirl (blushing): T-thanks...
Soarman: Grr... Hey Kalishma, leave her al-...
Steve: We'll leave you two alone.
Soarman: Glares at Kalishma. I'm watching you bub...
Flapgirl: Quit it, "dad".
Soarman: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?
Flapgirl: How did I know what?
Soarman: Never mind; have fun... Leaves room to join Steve.
Kalishma: Is he your dad?
Flapgirl: Him? No way!
Kalishma: Oh... Anyway, you look really cute today.
Flapgirl (blushing): Thank you...
Two hours later...Soarman: Alright people, party's over! All the guests leave except Kalishma.
Kalishma: Why isn't Soarman leaving?
Flapgirl: He lives here.
Kalishma: Oh, I thought this was your house...
Flapgirl: I-it is... Soarman is, um... my uncle!
Kalishma: Oh, I see. Well, I guess I better get going then. Bye. Kisses her hand.
Flapgirl (blushing): ...
Pegasi (angry): Tries to push Kalishma but misses. NEIGH!
Kalishma: What's wrong with that pony?
Flapgirl: I don't know; he's been acting weird lately...
Soarman: You go, Pegasi!
Kalishma: Okay...
Soarman: Glares at Kalishma. I'm watching you, punk...
Kalishma: Leaves.
Flapgirl (blushing): Kalishma...
Pierre: Flapgirl, your face iz like a tomato...
Steve: Yeah, it's reddish...
Soarman: That's it Flapgirl, get to bed!
Flapgirl (angry): What's wrong with you today?!? Jeez, I can like anyone I want! You're not my dad! Storms off to her room.
Steve: Yeah, you have been acting like her dad recently...
Soarman: I'm just worried that he might be bad... (Erica...)
Flapgirl meets a boy named Kalishma and falls in love with him, but Soarman is against it. Why is he being so protective of her? What is he hiding...?