Soarman & Flapgirl Episode #08 - The Fight
Written by: CS-Pink & CS-Yellow
Editted by: CS-Masyet
Steve: That was so fun last night at Flapgirl's party!
Pierre: Yah! Zat vas awesome! But Zoarman vas acting so veird.
Steve: Vah... I mean yah... He's been acting strange lately, ever since Flapgirl met Kalishma.
Pierre: Vah!
Flapgirl: Walks in. Hey guys! *yawn* I just woke up. Kalishma wants me to meet him at the park.
Soarman: You're not seeing him! You saw him last night; tell him to leave you alone!
Flapgirl: I can see whoever I want! Leave me alone!
Soarman: Listen to your father when he speaks to you!
Flapgirl: YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!
Soarman: BUT I'M IN CHARGE!
Flapgirl (crying): S-Soarman... *sniff* Quit it! When I came to live in the Soar Nest I didn't think I'd have to listen to you!
Soarman: If you live in my house, you have to follow my rules. Got it?
Flapgirl (angry): Jerk!
Soarman (angry): That is it! You're grounded, missy! No seeing Kalishma for a week!
Pegasi: Neigh!
Flapgirl (angry): I hate you! Stop acting like you're my father!
Soarman: I-I am your...
Pierre: Who vants nachos?
Steve: *cough* Ahem...
Pierre: Oh... Vis is a bad time isn't it...?
Soarman: Fine go see "Kalishma" but when you're there think about what you did wrong!
Flapgirl (angry/crying): I didn't do anything wrong! *sniff* Takes her coat and leaves.
Soarman: *sigh* (Erica...)
Steve: Awkward...
Pierre: Nachos now?
Soarman: No, Pierre! No nachos!
Later that night, Flapgirl returns from visiting Kalishma. Flapgirl: Steps inside. I'm home!
Soarman: Flapgirl! Where were you?!?
Flapgirl: With Kalishma. We had so much fun...
Soarman: What are you doing home so late at night, young lady?
Flapgirl: Isn't this like the time you came back from a party really late?
Soarman: That was grocery shopping.
Flapgirl: Sure...
Soarman: That's not the point right now, though. The point is that it's late and you were supposed to be home four hours ago.
Flapgirl: *groan* Soarman...
Soarman: Don't "Soarman" me! Go to your room! You're not allowed to hang around with Kalishma anymore!
Flapgirl: But...
Soarman: No buts! Straight to your room, missy!
Flapgirl: B-but... Runs up to her room, crying.
The next morning, the doorbell rings.Flapgirl: I'll get it... Answers the door.
Kalishma: Hi, Flapgirl.
Flapgirl: Kalishma! I wish I could let you inside, but Soarman said I'm not allowed to see you anymore...
Kalishma: Why not? Can't you do anything?
Flapgirl: Hold on, I'll try and convince him. Runs over to Soarman, who is watching TV on the couch. S-Soarman, would it be alright if Kalishma came in for a little bit?
Soarman: *sigh* Flapgirl, I said you weren't allowed to see him!
Flapgirl: What do you have against him?!?
Soarman: He's a bad boy.
Flapgirl: He's not bad! He donates all of his money to charity!
Soarman: *grunt* I guess... you have 20 minutes.
Flapgirl: 20 minutes?!?
Soarman: 19 minutes and 57 seconds...
Flapgirl: Okay, okay! Runs to the door. Kalishma, it's okay. You can come in.
Kalishma: That's cool. Comes in.
Flapgirl: Leads Kalishma into her room. So...
Kalishma: What's wrong with your uncle?
Flapgirl: *sigh* I don't know. He's been acting weird lately...
Kalishma: Oh, it's okay Flapgirl... ...what's your real name, by the way?
Flapgirl: H-huh? Um, I can't...
Kalishma: C'mon, you can trust me.
Flapgirl: My name is... Erica.
Kalishma: It's a beautiful name. It suits you.
Flapgirl (blushing): Thanks...
Soarman: Fifteen more minutes...
Flapgirl: Ugh...
Kalishma: I got you something... Gives her a teddy bear.
Flapgirl: Thanks! It's so cute!
Kalishma: Anything for you.
Flapgirl (blushing): Heehee...
Soarman: Ten more minutes...
Flapgirl: Ugh...
Kalishma: It's okay, I gotta go anyway.
Flapgirl: Bye.
Kalishma: Bye, love you.
Flapgirl (blushing): Heehee, love you too...
Kalishma: Leaves.
Soarman: What a jerk.
Flapgirl: In her room, hugging the teddy bear. Kalishma...
Pegasi: Eavesdropping. NEIGH!
Soarman: Flapgirl, I overheard you.
Flapgirl: You were eavesdropping on me?!?
Soarman: Well, you told him your name!
Flapgirl: I can trust him!
Soarman: No, you can't! He's a bad boy!
Pierre: Flapgirl, he is zort of fishee.
Pegasi: NEIGH!
Steve: Enters room. I like, was not eavesdropping or anything, but you should listen to what Soarman has to say. His opinion matters, too.
Soarman: Wow, that was sort of mature Steve. Flapgirl, I don't want you and Kalishma hanging out anymore, and I mean it this time.
Flapgirl: Breaks a vase on the table and flies to the door.
Pierre: Sumvun is a leetle angwy...
Steve: Wait, since when was there a vase on that table...?
Soarman: Where are you going?!
Flapgirl: To see Kalishma! Flies away.
Soarman: B-But you just saw him...
Meanwhile, in Cababalaba's lair...Cabalaba: Did you give her the item, apprentice?
Kalishma: Yes, O Great Master. I also found out her name. It's Erica.
Cabalaba: So...?
Kalishma: So now we know her secret identity and stuff.
Cabalaba: Who cares? Don't we already know where she lives?
Kalishma: Can't I just have my own moment for once?
Cabalaba: You did well. Now we can use her powers to make everybody speak the Cabalaba language! Mwahahaha!
Kalishma: Heheheh...
Cabalaba: Now go on with our plan!