Soarman & Flapgirl Episode #09 - Betrayed with a Tickle
Written by: CS-Pink & CS-Yellow
Editted by: CS-Masyet
Soarman: Where is she?
Pierre: She's vith zat no good, steenky two-shoes boy.
Soarman: I think I know that, Pierre!
Pierre: Zen why did you ask vare she ees?
Soarman: *sigh* I'm just wondering why she isn't home now.
Pierre: She's probably at a beeg party vith lots of seengle guys dancing vith no shirts on...
Pegasi: NEIGH!
Soarman: You're right! I have to go save her! Flies out the door with Pegasi and Pierre.
Steve: Walks in the room. Where did everyone go...?
Soarman: Arrives at a big party. All right everyone, your little game is over. Take me to Flapgirl and nobody gets hurt!
Guy at Party: Uh... dude, nobody here knows what the heck you're talking about...
Pierre: Take us to Flapgirl now, you beeg woozers!
Other Guy: The psychopathic ward's just down the street.
Soarman: *sigh* Very funny. Just tell us where Flapgirl is.
Pegasi: NEIGH!
Another Guy: What do you mean? Who's Flapgirl?
Soarman: You mean you don't know?
Pierre: Uh, Zoarman... I don't theenk she's here...
Soarman: Me either.
Pegasi: Neigh...
Soarman: But I think I have a good idea of where she is. Follow me. Flies out the door with Pegasi and Pierre, who rides of Pegasi's back. They fly to Cabalaba's lair, where Flapgirl is tied up and being tickled by Cabalaba.
Cabalaba: Give in!
Flapgirl: *giggle* Stop... that tickles...
Cabalaba: That's the idea, foo!
Kalishma: Just help us, or you'll regret it.
Flapgirl: Never... *pant* I'll never give in... *giggle*
Cabalaba: I have no choice, then! Bring in the Doogledorf Maxpower Ray!
Kalishma: Wheels in a large ray and zaps Flapgirl.
Flapgirl: Squeals and kicks. NOOOO! *giggle*
Soarman: I'm going in! Flies toward Cabalaba and punches him into the ground. NOBODY TICKLES MY SIDEKICK!
Pegasi: Neigh! Slams Kalishma into the cave wall. Kalishma falls to the ground, unconscious.
Pierre: Vait, vare do I come een?
Soarman: Unties Flapgirl. Pierre, destroy the ray!
Pierre: Smashes the ray against the wall and stomps on it.
Cabalaba: Nooo... I only have 89 left...
Soarman: Let's go! We have to go before they get up! Flapgirl, can you fly?
Flapgirl: Uh, I think so... Tries to fly, but falls to the ground.
Soarman: Get on my back.
Flapgirl: Jumps on Soarman's back while Pierre jumps on Pegasi's back. Thanks.
Soarman: Don't mention it. Now let's fly home. They fly back to the Soar Nest.
Steve: Where were you guys?
Soarman: Just saving Flapgirl from being tickled to death. Flapgirl, care to explain?
Flapgirl: Uh... I'm kinda tired, maybe tomorrow...
Soarman: Flapgirl!
Pierre: No excuses, meesy!
Pegasi: Neigh!
Flapgirl: All right... well, after I flew out, I met Kalishma at the park. He told me there was a carnival in town and asked if I wanted to go with him. Of course I agreed. At the carnival he bought me some cotton candy and some fries and won me a stuffed panda. Then we went on the ferris wheel and held hands... *sigh*
Soarman: *grunt*
Flapgirl: ....and then... He told me he had a surprise for me. I was stupid enough to believe him. He blindfolded me and led me to Cabalaba's cave.
Pierre: And zen vut happened?
Flapgirl: Before I could do anything, Kalishma tied me to a metal chair and told me that Cabalaba would be here any minute. When Cabalaba showed up, he told me that he was going to use my powers to make everyone speak the Cabalaba language! I refused and looked at Kalishma. I told him to get me out of there. But Kalishma said that he only pretended to be my girlfriend... t-to help Cabalaba... *sob* And then I refused again, and Cabalaba said I would pay. He started to tickle me, and you know the rest.
Soarman: Flapgirl...
Flapgirl (crying): I was so stupid! *sob* I should have listened to you, Soarman! You were right all along!
Soarman: It's okay, everyone makes mistakes. I shouldn't have been so overprotective.
Flapgirl (crying): *sniff* So you're not mad?
Soarman: No, just be careful next time. Hands Flapgirl a tissue and pats her on the back.
Flapgirl: I-I thought I was in love with Kalishma... *sob* but he and Cabalaba tickled me until I was weak. I was in pain. He betrayed me... *sniff* I'm never liking any boys again!
Steve: I wouldn't say that...
Soarman: It's fine with me!
Pegasi: Neigh! Nods.
Pierre: Not even Pegasi?
Flapgirl: Uh...
Soarman: What else did he do?
Flapgirl: Besides tickle me for three hours straight, nothing. That's the end of the story. He lied to me. He hurt me.
Steve: You know what? This just inspired me to write a song. Starts singing. ♪ Oh, if he don't love ya, if he don't care, just kick him in the pants, he don't like being kicked there... ♪
Soarman: Okay...
Pierre: Who vants nachos?